Have you ever been mushroom stamped, or mushroom stamped somebody else?
For those of you unfamiliar with this bizarre male ritual (often (hopefully) involving a lot of beer before hand), it is the process of taking ones penis and slapping a (generally) sleeping person's forehead with it until there is a red penis-shaped (similar in nature to the shape of a mushroom, hence the name) mark on them.
I don't think I could ever bring myself to commit this atrocity, as humorous as it sounds. Questions I have though:
1. Is it better to be limp or erect?
2. Is it better to just use your hand to swing it, or get some sort of full-body twist?
3. If you are hitting the person hard enough to make a red mark, wouldn't that hurt? Is this hazardous?
Tell all you can! Spare no detail!
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