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Old 08-15-2003, 04:38 AM   #1 (permalink)
JadziaDax
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Joke of the Day - August 15

A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes up and starts small talk.

Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied.

"That's a nice name," he said warming up the conversation,

"Who named you,your mother?"

"No, I named myself, she answered.

"Oh, that's interesting, why Carmen?"

"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said looking directly into his eyes.

"What's your name?"

"Beerfuck."
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