Joke of the Day - August 15 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 08-15-2003, 04:38 AM

A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes up and starts small talk.

Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied.

"That's a nice name," he said warming up the conversation,

"Who named you,your mother?"

"No, I named myself, she answered.

"Oh, that's interesting, why Carmen?"

"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said looking directly into his eyes.

"What's your name?"

"Beerfuck."

bfoz · 08-15-2003, 05:03 AM

Like it!

zaiaz · 08-15-2003, 08:54 AM

Ugghhh....thats not right.

Keg-o-Grog · 08-15-2003, 10:58 AM

hmm, maybe im just too stoned, i dont get it.

08-15-2003, 01:06 PM

hmm i get it but its not worth getting lol

bravo49 · 08-15-2003, 01:12 PM

Silly

loganmule · 08-16-2003, 01:37 AM

a classic and it really demonstrates the workings of the typical male mind (mine at least)

iktoweya · 08-16-2003, 12:20 PM

Phatmonkyz · 08-17-2003, 11:11 PM

thats great

fizzledorf · 08-18-2003, 07:20 AM

that's great -- hit my funnybone -- i almost spit out my lunch

08-15-2003, 04:38 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - August 15 A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes up and starts small talk. Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name," he said warming up the conversation, "Who named you,your mother?" "No, I named myself, she answered. "Oh, that's interesting, why Carmen?" "Because I like cars, and I like men," she said looking directly into his eyes. "What's your name?" "Beerfuck."

08-15-2003, 08:54 AM	#3 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	Ugghhh....thats not right. __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

08-15-2003, 10:58 AM	#4 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	hmm, maybe im just too stoned, i dont get it. __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

08-16-2003, 12:20 PM	#8 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	heh __________________ i miss K-Wise

08-17-2003, 11:11 PM	#9 (permalink)
Phatmonkyz Insane	thats great __________________ The Vagina - the mysterious hole from whence you came, and into which you hope to cum again. Good Times

08-15-2003, 05:03 AM	#2 (permalink)
bfoz Upright Location: Manchester, England	Like it!

08-15-2003, 01:06 PM	#5 (permalink)
jdkash Guest	hmm i get it but its not worth getting lol

08-15-2003, 01:12 PM	#6 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Silly

08-16-2003, 01:37 AM	#7 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	a classic and it really demonstrates the workings of the typical male mind (mine at least)

08-18-2003, 07:20 AM	#10 (permalink)
fizzledorf Insane	that's great -- hit my funnybone -- i almost spit out my lunch