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want another?
Two people were lost in the desert, one was carrying a huge rock and the other one was carrying a car door. The first got hot so he dropped the rock and kept walking. The second got hot so he rolled down the window.
how bout a bigger groaner?
There was this guy who had this crush on a girl. the only problem was that he had a huge head. Im talkin HUGE, at least the size of his upper body. He asks her out and she says: "Why would i go out with you, youre nothing but a big head!!" so he prays that night "Dear God, please change my head, you've made me so unhappy." He wakes up and rushes to the mirror! Thank the lord! His head was now a perfectly shapen, perfectly sized, perfectly colored grape. So he runs to her and says "will you go out with me now?!?!" And she laughs and steps on the grape and squishes his head.
Moral: Quit while youre a head
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