I posted this joke and ran away!! A true groaner. - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Glad-I-Ate-Her · 08-12-2003, 06:08 PM

While hiking in the woods, Nate and Sam found this huge rock which had an old iron lever attached to it.
Etched into the rock was the following inscription: "If this lever is pulled, the world will come to an end!"
Nate wanted to pull the lever and see what would happen, but Sam, being a paranoid pessimist, greatly feared this.
He said to Nate that if he tried to pull the lever, he'd shoot him!
In a daring attempt, Nate lunged for the lever, and sure enough, Sam shot him.
What is the moral of this story? - Better Nate than lever.

I warned you!!
Glad

loganmule · 08-12-2003, 08:01 PM

the thread caption says it all

killerjoejoe · 08-12-2003, 08:36 PM

Ghey...but...almost funny...ALMOST

lemming · 08-12-2003, 09:08 PM

i liked it=)

alkaloid · 08-12-2003, 09:22 PM

pretty funny. enjoyed it.

hawkeye · 08-12-2003, 09:25 PM

/self claps

HeadyIncognito · 08-12-2003, 09:52 PM

Not bad at all...

TerresqueÜ · 08-12-2003, 10:04 PM

I smiled...then I realized what a jackass I am.

GoldenOuroboros · 08-12-2003, 10:32 PM

*runs away*

txgirl · 08-13-2003, 12:20 AM

hehehe!

bravo49 · 08-13-2003, 01:27 AM

Why did I read it?

iktoweya · 08-13-2003, 05:08 AM

Latch · 08-13-2003, 05:22 AM

made me smile.. then groan..

Eviltree · 08-13-2003, 07:12 AM

The moral had hardly anything to do with the joke!

Midlandmadman · 08-13-2003, 07:41 AM

I liked it !!!! hahaha

zaiaz · 08-13-2003, 11:55 AM

<-----(groan!) can't believe i fell for it.

dragon2fire · 08-13-2003, 12:58 PM

so very very bad

Tiger69z · 08-13-2003, 01:54 PM

Pulls out gun and aims....

Lol i actually kinda liked it

Blu2e354 · 08-13-2003, 03:04 PM

Solid!

SirLance · 08-13-2003, 06:38 PM

Excellently silly! Very good! Very woody... or is that tinny?

Raw Kuts · 08-13-2003, 07:47 PM

I feel stupider for chuckling at this joke.

hobo · 08-13-2003, 08:50 PM

cheesy

bobbles · 08-13-2003, 09:37 PM

*GROAN*

CSflim · 08-14-2003, 12:03 PM

didn't even cause my to groan. it was THAT unfunny.

Memphis · 08-14-2003, 04:12 PM

Oh come on you guys, you were warned!

Personally I thought it was quite funny. Had an essence of inevitability but still I smilled at the end.

Foopius2 · 08-14-2003, 04:46 PM

want another?

Two people were lost in the desert, one was carrying a huge rock and the other one was carrying a car door. The first got hot so he dropped the rock and kept walking. The second got hot so he rolled down the window.

how bout a bigger groaner?

There was this guy who had this crush on a girl. the only problem was that he had a huge head. Im talkin HUGE, at least the size of his upper body. He asks her out and she says: "Why would i go out with you, youre nothing but a big head!!" so he prays that night "Dear God, please change my head, you've made me so unhappy." He wakes up and rushes to the mirror! Thank the lord! His head was now a perfectly shapen, perfectly sized, perfectly colored grape. So he runs to her and says "will you go out with me now?!?!" And she laughs and steps on the grape and squishes his head.
Moral: Quit while youre a head

Sledge · 08-15-2003, 12:56 AM

AAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHH

mjollnir · 08-15-2003, 05:21 AM

please help me

bluearmy · 08-16-2003, 04:29 AM

Call international rescue

Keg-o-Grog · 08-16-2003, 04:36 AM

heehee

Early H · 08-17-2003, 11:56 PM

funny if u like cheesy clean jokes

Glad-I-Ate-Her · 08-18-2003, 07:12 PM

If you didn't like my joke, you stepped into a minefield of cheesyness!!

At least I warned you all!

Glad

nostalgic1 · 08-18-2003, 10:06 PM

i feel slightly dumber now.. as if my IQ just dropped about 10 points...

AntHackerX · 08-18-2003, 10:42 PM

Noooooooooooooooooo!

That's horribleeeeeeeeee!

*starts crying*

aarchaon · 03-18-2004, 05:44 AM

My head hurts.

08-12-2003, 06:08 PM	#1 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	I posted this joke and ran away!! A true groaner. While hiking in the woods, Nate and Sam found this huge rock which had an old iron lever attached to it. Etched into the rock was the following inscription: "If this lever is pulled, the world will come to an end!" Nate wanted to pull the lever and see what would happen, but Sam, being a paranoid pessimist, greatly feared this. He said to Nate that if he tried to pull the lever, he'd shoot him! In a daring attempt, Nate lunged for the lever, and sure enough, Sam shot him. What is the moral of this story? - Better Nate than lever. I warned you!! Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

08-12-2003, 08:36 PM	#3 (permalink)
killerjoejoe Tilted Location: CANADA!!!	Ghey...but...almost funny...ALMOST __________________ [Insert Boobies Here]

08-12-2003, 09:25 PM	#6 (permalink)
hawkeye back from sabbatical Location: Mosptopia	/self claps __________________ You're not fat, You're just a giant ball of love, covered in anger.

08-12-2003, 09:52 PM	#7 (permalink)
HeadyIncognito Crazy Location: PDX	Not bad at all... __________________ Even Hitler had a girlfriend...

08-12-2003, 10:04 PM	#8 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	I smiled...then I realized what a jackass I am. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

08-12-2003, 08:01 PM	#2 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	the thread caption says it all

08-12-2003, 09:08 PM	#4 (permalink)
lemming Tilted	i liked it=)

08-12-2003, 09:22 PM	#5 (permalink)
alkaloid Dead Inside Location: East Coast, USA	pretty funny. enjoyed it.

08-12-2003, 10:32 PM	#9 (permalink)
GoldenOuroboros The Cheshire Grin... Location: An Aussie Outback	runs away __________________ Can you see me grin grin grrriiiiinnnning?!

08-13-2003, 12:20 AM	#10 (permalink)
txgirl so many men...so little time. Location: Bellingham	hehehe!

08-13-2003, 01:27 AM	#11 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Why did I read it?

08-13-2003, 05:08 AM	#12 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	cute __________________ i miss K-Wise

08-13-2003, 05:22 AM	#13 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	made me smile.. then groan..

08-13-2003, 07:12 AM	#14 (permalink)
Eviltree Psycho Location: British Columbia	The moral had hardly anything to do with the joke!

08-13-2003, 07:41 AM	#15 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	I liked it !!!! hahaha __________________ Its good to be back.

08-13-2003, 06:38 PM	#20 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Excellently silly! Very good! Very woody... or is that tinny? __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

08-13-2003, 07:47 PM	#21 (permalink)
Raw Kuts Insane Location: San Diego, CA	I feel stupider for chuckling at this joke. __________________ ( o< --!"Take that bass out you're voice, you talk to me in treble." / / \ \/_/_ -->Mos Def

08-13-2003, 08:50 PM	#22 (permalink)
hobo Archangel of Change	cheesy

08-15-2003, 12:56 AM	#27 (permalink)
Sledge Pasture Bedtime	AAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHH

08-13-2003, 11:55 AM	#16 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	<-----(groan!) can't believe i fell for it. __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

08-13-2003, 12:58 PM	#17 (permalink)
dragon2fire Junkie	so very very bad

08-13-2003, 01:54 PM	#18 (permalink)
Tiger69z Banned Location: Sunny S.FLA	Pulls out gun and aims.... Lol i actually kinda liked it

08-13-2003, 03:04 PM	#19 (permalink)
Blu2e354 Crazy Location: Illinois	Solid!

08-13-2003, 09:37 PM	#23 (permalink)
bobbles Crazy	GROAN

08-14-2003, 12:03 PM	#24 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	didn't even cause my to groan. it was THAT unfunny. __________________

08-14-2003, 04:12 PM	#25 (permalink)
Memphis Tilted Location: The bit at the top of England most people forget is called Scotland.	Oh come on you guys, you were warned! Personally I thought it was quite funny. Had an essence of inevitability but still I smilled at the end.

08-14-2003, 04:46 PM	#26 (permalink)
Foopius2 Banned	want another? Two people were lost in the desert, one was carrying a huge rock and the other one was carrying a car door. The first got hot so he dropped the rock and kept walking. The second got hot so he rolled down the window. how bout a bigger groaner? There was this guy who had this crush on a girl. the only problem was that he had a huge head. Im talkin HUGE, at least the size of his upper body. He asks her out and she says: "Why would i go out with you, youre nothing but a big head!!" so he prays that night "Dear God, please change my head, you've made me so unhappy." He wakes up and rushes to the mirror! Thank the lord! His head was now a perfectly shapen, perfectly sized, perfectly colored grape. So he runs to her and says "will you go out with me now?!?!" And she laughs and steps on the grape and squishes his head. Moral: Quit while youre a head

08-15-2003, 05:21 AM	#28 (permalink)
mjollnir Tilted Location: Near Gainesville, FL	please help me __________________ Yes I am a Pirate 200 years too late, Cannons don't thunder theres nuthin to plunder I'm an over 30 victim of fate...

08-16-2003, 04:29 AM	#29 (permalink)
bluearmy Insane Location: uk	Call international rescue

08-16-2003, 04:36 AM	#30 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	heehee __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

08-17-2003, 11:56 PM	#31 (permalink)
Early H Upright Location: USA	funny if u like cheesy clean jokes

08-18-2003, 07:12 PM	#32 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	If you didn't like my joke, you stepped into a minefield of cheesyness!! At least I warned you all! Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

08-18-2003, 10:06 PM	#33 (permalink)
nostalgic1 Insane Location: Location: Location: Location:	i feel slightly dumber now.. as if my IQ just dropped about 10 points... __________________ I dare you to forget the marks you left across my neck from those nights when we were both found at our best. Now I could make this obvious, and you..you could deny me all in one breath. You could shrug me off your shoulders. Just forget me.. it's that simple.

08-18-2003, 10:42 PM	#34 (permalink)
AntHackerX Crazy	Noooooooooooooooooo! That's horribleeeeeeeeee! starts crying

03-18-2004, 05:44 AM	#35 (permalink)
aarchaon Insane	My head hurts. __________________ Green. Yellow. Blue.