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globegate · 08-09-2003, 06:20 PM

MAEL-
you took the words out of my mouth. As the ladies man says- how would you like to do it in the butt?

Honestly bro- Either you are a stallion, or you just need to be patient (cliche but the only way). Plan on taking like 20-30 minutes of oral action to get her muscles relaxed, then lube up and go for broke.

Two options here. 1) Force that thing in her and pop that cherry. Maybe her heymen is still intact and is causing penetration problems. 2) Like sports- low and slow. dont try any kama sutra shit on her, just plain ol missionary and take your damn time son. If this still doesn't work, send her ass to the gyno.
Happy Humping.

08-09-2003, 06:20 PM	#7 (permalink)
globegate Upright Location: Los Angeles	MAEL- you took the words out of my mouth. As the ladies man says- how would you like to do it in the butt? Honestly bro- Either you are a stallion, or you just need to be patient (cliche but the only way). Plan on taking like 20-30 minutes of oral action to get her muscles relaxed, then lube up and go for broke. Two options here. 1) Force that thing in her and pop that cherry. Maybe her heymen is still intact and is causing penetration problems. 2) Like sports- low and slow. dont try any kama sutra shit on her, just plain ol missionary and take your damn time son. If this still doesn't work, send her ass to the gyno. Happy Humping. __________________ Please kids, remember the kittens. Kitten slaughter is at an all time high. I you post on the Boobs board, contribute to the TFP or the ASPCA/ Humane Society. Only then can we end the sensless slaughter of kittens.