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Custody Battle
A man and his ex-Wife are in court over the custody of their child. Each is pleading their case to the judge as to why they should receive custody.
The woman says, "Your Honor, I carried the child for 9 months, and endured the pain of pregnancy. I should have custody."
The man says, "Your Honor, if I put a dollar bill into a soda machine and out pops a soda, Who's soda is it? Mine or the machine's?"
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