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Iceman, you're missing out then.
Shockey is a great player, and a decent guy overall. The thing is, he doesn't care what he says to the media, which just leads to interesting stories like this. Besides, if Bill attacks the way he plays he's insane. Any coach in the league would love to have a Jeremy Shockey. He's one of the best at running with the ball because he has the mix of speed and power, he can catch the ball, and he provides the energy that many teams need.
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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink but then held it out over the beer and yelled "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!"
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