Take it one step at a time, start a big thread where everyone can take specific choice quotes of other posters "whining". That would be much more fun. Then there'll be some juicy mockery on both sides (within the realm of civility).
Posters on TP are too contrary to just nod their heads and blankly accept a bland generalization about how all conservatives do this or all liberals do that.
For the record I'm a left liberal <a href="http://www.republic.org.au/">Republican</a> so what do I care about US party affiliations?