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I am stuck to Bones' balls.
This is from an actual conversation in the TFP chat room. Enjoy.
(KWSN): I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE RESPECT FOR PEOPLES' CARS!!!!!
(KWSN): CAR THEFT MAKE HULK MAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* bones gives kwsn his medication
* bones accidentaly injected KWSN with estrogen..LOTS OF IT
(KWSN): You can ask Phred.... it just pisses me the fuck off when people mess with peoples' cars
(KWSN): I mean...
(KWSN): Jolly gee, I'm going to go watch Legally Blonde and paint my toenails!
*** KWSN is now known as KwSnGuRl182
(KwSnGuRl182): OMFG, u gys, u hav got2 here this new simple paln song!!!!!!!!!111111
(KwSnGuRl182): thay r liek SO hella punk!11111
*** You were kicked by phredgreen (shaddup, bitch)
*** Attempting to rejoin...
*** Now talking in #tfp
(Spleen): simpleplan sucks
(ogre): i second
* MSD agrees, while kicking his old irc client
(ogre): wait, "punk rawk" sucks
(KwSnGuRl182): liek, OMFG, u gys r such loosers!!!11 simple plan and blink182 and new found glory are like SOOOOO KEWL!!!1
* bones reinjects kwsn with testosterone
(KwSnGuRl182): I mean...
*** KwSnGuRl182 is now known as KWSN|KICKASS
(KWSN|KICKASS): You guys, today I was at the gym, and I was checking out this chick, and she saw my rippage...
* bones injects kwsn with donkey dna
(KWSN|KICKASS): I mean...
*** KWSN|KICKASS is now known as KWSN|Donkey
(KWSN|Donkey): hee
(bones): stop dude, i cant breathe
(bones): lol
(Spleen): she saw a donkey when she saw you?
(KWSN|Donkey): haw hee?
* bones makes glue out of kwsn
*** KWSN|Donkey is now known as KWSN|Glue
* KWSN|Glue holds things together
* KWSN|Glue doesn't do much
* KWSN|Glue is placed next to bones' lube
* KWSN|Glue sees a tragic addicent in the near future
*** bones is now known as Bones|lube
* Bones|lube slides off his chair
* KWSN|Glue is being squeezed onto Bones' hand
* KWSN|Glue is being moved downwards
* KWSN|Glue doesn't like it here. It smells funny.
* Bones|lube accidentaly glued his balls to his inner thigh
* KWSN|Glue is stuck to Bones' balls.
* KWSN|Glue is not enjoying this one bit
(Bones|lube): kwsn is stuck to my balls
* %phredgreen farts quietly and watches people's faces to see who will smell it first
* KWSN|Glue can only smell oysters from here
*** phredgreen changes Topic to: '<Bones|lube> kwsn is stuck to my balls'
(Bones|lube): i powdered my balls with sea salt
* KWSN|Glue wonders why Bones has made no effort to remove him from this position
* Bones|lube removes kwsn from his balls and flushes him down the toilet
* KWSN|Glue is having a bad day
* KWSN|Glue is now in a dark, damp place
(KWSN|Glue): ...
(KWSN|Glue): just like before
(rekinom): kwsn: we dont want to know why its damp
* Bones|lube roto-rooters kwsn out and sends him into his room where a beautiful woman makes love to him
(Bones|lube): better?
* KWSN|Glue is now very happy, if not a little baffled at how a female just made love to him
(KWSN|Glue): wait a sec
* KWSN|Glue is again in a dark, damp place
(Bones|lube): LOL @KWSN
(Bones|lube): i must go to bed all
(Bones|lube): its been fun
(rekinom): night bones
(Bones|lube): laters
(ogre|hates_his_car): later bones
*** Quits: Bones|lube (Quit: KWSN IS NOT STUCK TO MY BALLS ANYMORE)
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