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04-23-2003, 08:14 PM
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I am stuck to Bones' balls.
This is from an actual conversation in the TFP chat room. Enjoy.
(KWSN): I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE RESPECT FOR PEOPLES' CARS!!!!! (KWSN): CAR THEFT MAKE HULK MAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * bones gives kwsn his medication * bones accidentaly injected KWSN with estrogen..LOTS OF IT (KWSN): You can ask Phred.... it just pisses me the fuck off when people mess with peoples' cars (KWSN): I mean... (KWSN): Jolly gee, I'm going to go watch Legally Blonde and paint my toenails! *** KWSN is now known as KwSnGuRl182 (KwSnGuRl182): OMFG, u gys, u hav got2 here this new simple paln song!!!!!!!!!111111 (KwSnGuRl182): thay r liek SO hella punk!11111 *** You were kicked by phredgreen (shaddup, bitch) *** Attempting to rejoin... *** Now talking in #tfp (Spleen): simpleplan sucks (ogre): i second * MSD agrees, while kicking his old irc client (ogre): wait, "punk rawk" sucks (KwSnGuRl182): liek, OMFG, u gys r such loosers!!!11 simple plan and blink182 and new found glory are like SOOOOO KEWL!!!1 * bones reinjects kwsn with testosterone (KwSnGuRl182): I mean... *** KwSnGuRl182 is now known as KWSN|KICKASS (KWSN|KICKASS): You guys, today I was at the gym, and I was checking out this chick, and she saw my rippage... * bones injects kwsn with donkey dna (KWSN|KICKASS): I mean... *** KWSN|KICKASS is now known as KWSN|Donkey (KWSN|Donkey): hee (bones): stop dude, i cant breathe (bones): lol (Spleen): she saw a donkey when she saw you? (KWSN|Donkey): haw hee? * bones makes glue out of kwsn *** KWSN|Donkey is now known as KWSN|Glue * KWSN|Glue holds things together * KWSN|Glue doesn't do much * KWSN|Glue is placed next to bones' lube * KWSN|Glue sees a tragic addicent in the near future *** bones is now known as Bones|lube * Bones|lube slides off his chair * KWSN|Glue is being squeezed onto Bones' hand * KWSN|Glue is being moved downwards * KWSN|Glue doesn't like it here. It smells funny. * Bones|lube accidentaly glued his balls to his inner thigh * KWSN|Glue is stuck to Bones' balls. * KWSN|Glue is not enjoying this one bit (Bones|lube): kwsn is stuck to my balls * %phredgreen farts quietly and watches people's faces to see who will smell it first * KWSN|Glue can only smell oysters from here *** phredgreen changes Topic to: '<Bones|lube> kwsn is stuck to my balls' (Bones|lube): i powdered my balls with sea salt * KWSN|Glue wonders why Bones has made no effort to remove him from this position * Bones|lube removes kwsn from his balls and flushes him down the toilet * KWSN|Glue is having a bad day * KWSN|Glue is now in a dark, damp place (KWSN|Glue): ... (KWSN|Glue): just like before (rekinom): kwsn: we dont want to know why its damp * Bones|lube roto-rooters kwsn out and sends him into his room where a beautiful woman makes love to him (Bones|lube): better? * KWSN|Glue is now very happy, if not a little baffled at how a female just made love to him (KWSN|Glue): wait a sec * KWSN|Glue is again in a dark, damp place (Bones|lube): LOL @KWSN (Bones|lube): i must go to bed all (Bones|lube): its been fun (rekinom): night bones (Bones|lube): laters (ogre|hates_his_car): later bones *** Quits: Bones|lube (Quit: KWSN IS NOT STUCK TO MY BALLS ANYMORE)
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04-23-2003, 08:39 PM
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Squid hat!
Location: A Few Miles Away From Halx
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Holy shiznit! I'm totally up in that there chat, ya heard?
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04-23-2003, 09:15 PM
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Buffering.........
Location: Wisconsin...
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/me rolls his eyes
that just might be a bash.org moment
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04-23-2003, 09:20 PM
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If you wanna give it a shot though... go ahead. I don't feel like doing it myself, cause then I'd have to open another IE window and have to fight off all the popups (DAMN SPYWARE!!!)
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04-24-2003, 06:30 AM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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chat does get a little off the wall at times, doesn't it...
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04-30-2003, 02:30 PM
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Psycho
Location: lost
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hey, at least KWSN is glue and not 2 part epoxy... that stuff is used to make boats, and once it dries, it never comes off! I think bones would have a major problem on his hands...
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04-30-2003, 03:50 PM
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Insane
Location: The 7th Level..
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You're in luck, Bones.. I just so happen to have some spare Jaws of Life on me right now..
Somenosuke gently attaches the Jaws of Life to KWSN and gives it a little tug to see how well he's stuck. Hmmm.. The glue seems to have weakened a bit, Bones, so this will only feel like scotch tape being ripped off very rapidly. If I were doing it any sooner, it would probably feel more like duct tape coming off. So eh, brace yourself, buddy. This'll be quick.. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIPPPPP!! There ya go. KWSN, try to stay away from the poor man's balls.
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04-30-2003, 07:22 PM
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Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!!
Location: IN, USA
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Did anyone submit that to bash? If not I might have to
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05-05-2003, 09:04 PM
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GOD DAMMIT!!!!!
Why do I always have to be an inanimate object? I can't even protest. I'm glad it hurts you. No I'm not... I'm not glad about this at all. I am always, no matter in what incarnation, destined for dark, damp places. Guess that's Karma or something...
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05-05-2003, 09:11 PM
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Insane
Location: The 7th Level..
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Somenosuke bursts into the thread
I'm heeeeeeeereeee!!! With a staple remover!  Somenosuke gently plucks KWSN from Bones' balls and changes KWSN back to a human, as he should be. She hands Bones a bandaid just in case he needs it. Bones... find something else to stick to your balls, and leave poor KWSN alone!!
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05-06-2003, 10:56 AM
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Location: Hockey time....
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05-06-2003, 01:54 PM
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Insane
Location: The 7th Level..
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What the hell is going on here?!
Somenosuke turns Bones into the ring on Goatse's finger, just cuz she feels like pickin on him. She turns to KW and turns him back to his normal, human self. Mah work here is done..
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07-18-2003, 06:02 PM
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Fluxing wildly...
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
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Is Bones your last name or your first name Bones?
Like Jimmy Bones or Bones Lee
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