just toss my body in the ocean when I'm dead, that way, no vandal can come & pee on my grave or maul my ... erm, stone plate that's above the coffin-thingy.
edit: TOMBSTONE, that was it
anyway, yes, that whole thing does work, and it will take you a while to get the smokes. Best thing is to have a friend that's a trucker and who makes stops in Mexico from time to time. I believe it's legal to bring 1 or 2 cartons across the border per person (you'll have to check the exact number though)