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Signs of the Times
On an Electrician's truck: 'Let us remove your shorts.'
English Sign in German Cafe: 'Mothers, Please Wash Your Hands Before Eating.'
On a Scientist's door: 'Gone Fission'
On a Taxidermist's window: 'We really know our stuff.'
Outside a Hotel: 'Help! We need inn-experienced people.'
At an Auto Body Shop: 'May we have the next dents?'
At a Music Store: 'Out to lunch. Bach at 12:30. Offenbach sooner.'
On a Music Teacher's door: 'Out Chopin.'
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