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Signs of the Times



On an Electrician's truck: 'Let us remove your shorts.'


English Sign in German Cafe: 'Mothers, Please Wash Your Hands Before Eating.'


On a Scientist's door: 'Gone Fission'


On a Taxidermist's window: 'We really know our stuff.'


Outside a Hotel: 'Help! We need inn-experienced people.'


At an Auto Body Shop: 'May we have the next dents?'


At a Music Store: 'Out to lunch. Bach at 12:30. Offenbach sooner.'


On a Music Teacher's door: 'Out Chopin.'



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Regziever

Hehe.. good post!

These were the best!

On a Scientist's door: 'Gone Fission'

On a Music Teacher's door: 'Out Chopin.'

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Raw Kuts

Those are so bad they are funny

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Same Guy

uggghhh ... so bad they hurt

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Phatmonkyz

the company that pumps our septec tank, yes i live miles away from everything (actually just 20 min away from a major city)... any way their slogan is "we're #1 in the #2 business."
just thought idd add that one
great post by the way

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Tirian

At a radiator repair place.... (seriously)

"A Good Place to Take a Leak!"

Keg-o-Grog

i wubb lists

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iktoweya

good stuff

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TerresqueÜ

Groan...

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JamesS

Wince inducing, but strangely amusing.

'Gone Fission'.. I could use some fission about now. =)

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Tickford

Now why did I find that amusing......... am I crazy???

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RemyLebeau97

Good list

Tiger69z

"Let us Remove your shorts"

baboora

hahaha...good ones

Slims

Gone Fission, that's great.

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"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill

"All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

Shpoop

pediatrists office: Time wounds all heels

txgirl

pretty funny..

macmanmike6100

that was good; thanks

JadziaDax

some more signs...

In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait."

Outside a radiator repair shop, "Best place in town to take a leak."

In a nonsmoking area, "If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On a maternity room door, "Push, Push, Push."

On a front door, "Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog."

At an optometrist's office, "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a butcher's window, "Let me meat your needs."

On a fence, "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."

At a car dealership, "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."

Outside a muffler shop, "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."

In a dry cleaner's emporium, "Drop your pants here."