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Old 08-04-2003, 08:51 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Signs of the Times

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Signs of the Times



On an Electrician's truck: 'Let us remove your shorts.'


English Sign in German Cafe: 'Mothers, Please Wash Your Hands Before Eating.'


On a Scientist's door: 'Gone Fission'


On a Taxidermist's window: 'We really know our stuff.'


Outside a Hotel: 'Help! We need inn-experienced people.'


At an Auto Body Shop: 'May we have the next dents?'


At a Music Store: 'Out to lunch. Bach at 12:30. Offenbach sooner.'


On a Music Teacher's door: 'Out Chopin.'



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Old 08-05-2003, 11:12 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Hehe.. good post!

These were the best!

On a Scientist's door: 'Gone Fission'

On a Music Teacher's door: 'Out Chopin.'
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Old 08-05-2003, 11:57 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Those are so bad they are funny
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Old 08-06-2003, 02:51 PM   #4 (permalink)
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uggghhh ... so bad they hurt
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Old 08-17-2003, 11:59 PM   #5 (permalink)
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the company that pumps our septec tank, yes i live miles away from everything (actually just 20 min away from a major city)... any way their slogan is "we're #1 in the #2 business."
just thought idd add that one
great post by the way
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Old 08-18-2003, 10:07 AM   #6 (permalink)
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At a radiator repair place.... (seriously)

"A Good Place to Take a Leak!"
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Old 08-18-2003, 01:01 PM   #7 (permalink)
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i wubb lists
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Old 08-18-2003, 04:54 PM   #8 (permalink)
These pretzels are making me thirsty!!
 
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good stuff
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Old 08-19-2003, 12:14 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 08-19-2003, 12:16 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Wince inducing, but strangely amusing.

'Gone Fission'.. I could use some fission about now. =)
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Old 08-19-2003, 04:07 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Now why did I find that amusing......... am I crazy???
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Old 08-20-2003, 10:04 PM   #12 (permalink)
I stole my boyfriends TFP, hehe !!
 
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Good list
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Old 08-21-2003, 04:59 PM   #13 (permalink)
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"Let us Remove your shorts"
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Old 08-21-2003, 06:10 PM   #14 (permalink)
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hahaha...good ones
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Old 08-23-2003, 02:48 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Gone Fission, that's great.
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Old 08-23-2003, 06:23 PM   #16 (permalink)
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pediatrists office: Time wounds all heels
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Old 08-23-2003, 06:31 PM   #17 (permalink)
so many men...so little time.
 
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pretty funny..
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Old 08-25-2003, 04:33 PM   #18 (permalink)
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that was good; thanks
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Old 12-07-2003, 05:21 AM   #19 (permalink)
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some more signs...

In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait."

Outside a radiator repair shop, "Best place in town to take a leak."

In a nonsmoking area, "If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On a maternity room door, "Push, Push, Push."

On a front door, "Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog."

At an optometrist's office, "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a butcher's window, "Let me meat your needs."

On a fence, "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."

At a car dealership, "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."

Outside a muffler shop, "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."

In a dry cleaner's emporium, "Drop your pants here."
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