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15. Q: Why is a sorority girl like a door knob?
A: 'Cause everybody gets a turn.
24. Q: Why is a sorority girl like railroad tracks?
A: 'Cause she's been laid all over the country.
33. Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a broom closet?
A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.
39. Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and sorority girls have in common?
A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen.
44. Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a rooster?
A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a sorority girl says, "Any-cock'll-doooo."
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my fav's.
gave me a great laugh
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