here we go....
1.pee puck. pee in a paper plate (be damn careful, maybe pee in something else and pour in a paper plate) freeze the plate. go to a dorm room with tile floor. pop the puck out of the plate and kick it under there door. unexplained pee puddle in the morning.
2. fill a 40 gallon trash can with water and goldfish and lean against someone's front door and ding dong ditch them.
3. unscrew the nozzle to the shower and put a chicken bouillon cube in there. during there hot shower they will think someone is cooking chicken soup. the rest of the day everyone will smell chicken soup coming from them.
4. in microsoft word have autocorrect replace random words like findings or result with smegma or feltch.
5. when kids come trick or treating give them very small paper bags stapled shut with ice cubes in them. great fun later!
enjoy. i have many more. i grew up poor and we broke stuff and pulled pranks instead of playstation or hotwheels.
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