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Same Guy · 08-02-2003, 06:03 AM

Post your favorite pranks here...

i'll start with
1.
Take off the top lid of the victim's toilet. Look inside for the little rubber hose, the one that spits out water to fill up the tank. Now just take that sucker out of its holder. Put lid back on carefully so it just pinches the hose, which you have now aimed pointing out at the bowl. Since most people flush standing in front of the bowl they are gonna get soaked when (surprise, surprise) the water comes shooting out all over them.

2.
Simply visit any drive-thru of a fast food restaurant and attach a sign that says "Speaker is damaged, please speak loudly."

The next line of cars will think nothing of it and they will speak loudly into the microphone, while the order taker will be forced to hear people shout at them all day.

You may also want to sit inside and eat for awhile, since in most places you can hear the drive-thru orders from the dining area.

3.
1) Place an add on the net or in your local paper saying "Pass any drug test, any time, any where. $10.00. Guaranteed."

2) When the poor bastard sends you his money, you reply with a piece of paper stating these words "Don't do drugs."

I got these pranks here
http://gear.ign.com/articles/370/370036p1.html

PayUp · 08-02-2003, 09:10 AM

i always put a rubber band on the sprayer by the kitchen sink

muckluck · 08-02-2003, 10:14 AM

I'm a fan of the saran wrap over a guy's toilet. The toilet one sounds funny.

obediah · 08-02-2003, 05:42 PM

I don't think I should be reading this thread.

Same Guy · 08-02-2003, 06:12 PM

if you like the saran wrap, try this

Go to your victims toiled pour a bunch of gelatin into the toilet
sets pretty quick - but its better to do it in the middle of the night.
its fuckin annoying to get that shit to flush down... and really
weird looking...

And if youre really sick take a big dump in it first. your dump will be stuck in the toilet like a fly in amber...
..
except smellier and of nominal scientific value...

wario · 08-02-2003, 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Same Guy
And if youre really sick take a big dump in it first. your dump will be stuck in the toilet like a fly in amber...
..
except smellier and of nominal scientific value...

Hahahaha!
That's just so wrong, yet funny, in so many ways. Unfortunately, the people that I hate enough to actually do this to don't give me access to their homes. Go figure

Mad_Gecko · 08-02-2003, 06:25 PM

Put Cress seeds under door of any dorm room and a bit of water, THEY GROW!

Also take Ubend out of any mans sink..

wario · 08-02-2003, 06:41 PM

What are Cress seeds?

lemming · 08-02-2003, 08:45 PM

haha "like a fly in amber" ...creative i'll say

dtheriault · 08-02-2003, 10:47 PM

here we go....

1.pee puck. pee in a paper plate (be damn careful, maybe pee in something else and pour in a paper plate) freeze the plate. go to a dorm room with tile floor. pop the puck out of the plate and kick it under there door. unexplained pee puddle in the morning.

2. fill a 40 gallon trash can with water and goldfish and lean against someone's front door and ding dong ditch them.

3. unscrew the nozzle to the shower and put a chicken bouillon cube in there. during there hot shower they will think someone is cooking chicken soup. the rest of the day everyone will smell chicken soup coming from them.

4. in microsoft word have autocorrect replace random words like findings or result with smegma or feltch.

5. when kids come trick or treating give them very small paper bags stapled shut with ice cubes in them. great fun later!

enjoy. i have many more. i grew up poor and we broke stuff and pulled pranks instead of playstation or hotwheels.

Same Guy · 08-06-2003, 02:38 PM

i don't get the ubend out of a mans sink?
am i just retarded?

micah67 · 08-06-2003, 06:29 PM

The water ends up in the cabinet underneath, instead of going to the drain.

noblejr · 08-06-2003, 07:53 PM

clear tape on the faucet so water sprays forward

short-sheeting a bed

souzafone · 08-06-2003, 08:25 PM

Customized bumper stickers. 3M makes "post it" in tape form in various widths.Black magic marker letters with pink highlighter outlines show up great, especially on the blacked out sections of rear auto glass where they can't be seen from inside the car.

crackpot · 08-06-2003, 10:15 PM

Nair (hair removal cream) mixed into someone's shampoo.

Delayed reaction prank: a drop of Krazy Glue on the metal part on each of someone's light bulbs. When they (eventually) burn out, they'll be impossible to unscrew. May cause injury though...

08-02-2003, 06:03 AM	#1 (permalink)
Same Guy Crazy Location: Hawaii	funny pranks Post your favorite pranks here... i'll start with 1. Take off the top lid of the victim's toilet. Look inside for the little rubber hose, the one that spits out water to fill up the tank. Now just take that sucker out of its holder. Put lid back on carefully so it just pinches the hose, which you have now aimed pointing out at the bowl. Since most people flush standing in front of the bowl they are gonna get soaked when (surprise, surprise) the water comes shooting out all over them. 2. Simply visit any drive-thru of a fast food restaurant and attach a sign that says "Speaker is damaged, please speak loudly." The next line of cars will think nothing of it and they will speak loudly into the microphone, while the order taker will be forced to hear people shout at them all day. You may also want to sit inside and eat for awhile, since in most places you can hear the drive-thru orders from the dining area. 3. 1) Place an add on the net or in your local paper saying "Pass any drug test, any time, any where. $10.00. Guaranteed." 2) When the poor bastard sends you his money, you reply with a piece of paper stating these words "Don't do drugs." I got these pranks here http://gear.ign.com/articles/370/370036p1.html __________________ Thank you, come again.

08-02-2003, 09:10 AM	#2 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	i always put a rubber band on the sprayer by the kitchen sink __________________ Born to Lose.

08-02-2003, 10:14 AM	#3 (permalink)
muckluck Psycho	I'm a fan of the saran wrap over a guy's toilet. The toilet one sounds funny. __________________

08-02-2003, 06:12 PM	#5 (permalink)
Same Guy Crazy Location: Hawaii	if you like the saran wrap, try this Go to your victims toiled pour a bunch of gelatin into the toilet sets pretty quick - but its better to do it in the middle of the night. its fuckin annoying to get that shit to flush down... and really weird looking... And if youre really sick take a big dump in it first. your dump will be stuck in the toilet like a fly in amber... .. except smellier and of nominal scientific value... __________________ Thank you, come again.

08-02-2003, 06:25 PM	#7 (permalink)
Mad_Gecko Pro Libertate Location: City Gecko	Put Cress seeds under door of any dorm room and a bit of water, THEY GROW! Also take Ubend out of any mans sink.. __________________ [color=bright blue]W[/color]e Stick To Glass "If three of us travel together, I shall find two teachers." Confucious

08-02-2003, 05:42 PM	#4 (permalink)
obediah Crazy	I don't think I should be reading this thread.

08-02-2003, 06:41 PM	#8 (permalink)
wario Insane	What are Cress seeds?

08-02-2003, 08:45 PM	#9 (permalink)
lemming Tilted	haha "like a fly in amber" ...creative i'll say

08-02-2003, 10:47 PM	#10 (permalink)
dtheriault Psycho Location: maybe utah	here we go.... 1.pee puck. pee in a paper plate (be damn careful, maybe pee in something else and pour in a paper plate) freeze the plate. go to a dorm room with tile floor. pop the puck out of the plate and kick it under there door. unexplained pee puddle in the morning. 2. fill a 40 gallon trash can with water and goldfish and lean against someone's front door and ding dong ditch them. 3. unscrew the nozzle to the shower and put a chicken bouillon cube in there. during there hot shower they will think someone is cooking chicken soup. the rest of the day everyone will smell chicken soup coming from them. 4. in microsoft word have autocorrect replace random words like findings or result with smegma or feltch. 5. when kids come trick or treating give them very small paper bags stapled shut with ice cubes in them. great fun later! enjoy. i have many more. i grew up poor and we broke stuff and pulled pranks instead of playstation or hotwheels. __________________ "Remember, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen." -Homer Unless you are the freakin Highlander, what is the point in learning how to fight with a sword?

08-06-2003, 02:38 PM	#11 (permalink)
Same Guy Crazy Location: Hawaii	i don't get the ubend out of a mans sink? am i just retarded? __________________ Thank you, come again.

08-06-2003, 06:29 PM	#12 (permalink)
micah67 Thor Location: 33:08:12N 117:10:23W	The water ends up in the cabinet underneath, instead of going to the drain. __________________ ~micah

08-06-2003, 07:53 PM	#13 (permalink)
noblejr Crazy Location: Atlanta	clear tape on the faucet so water sprays forward short-sheeting a bed

08-06-2003, 08:25 PM	#14 (permalink)
souzafone Insane	Customized bumper stickers. 3M makes "post it" in tape form in various widths.Black magic marker letters with pink highlighter outlines show up great, especially on the blacked out sections of rear auto glass where they can't be seen from inside the car.

08-06-2003, 10:15 PM	#15 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	Nair (hair removal cream) mixed into someone's shampoo. Delayed reaction prank: a drop of Krazy Glue on the metal part on each of someone's light bulbs. When they (eventually) burn out, they'll be impossible to unscrew. May cause injury though...