slant eyes

great!

i got pulled over once, cuz someone else sped by me so i was pissed. while getting my ticket, the cop walked back to her car and i still had my window down. i was ranting to my then g/f and said, 'betcha that fuckin dyke ass cop is gonna give me a ticket for my cracked windshield too!'

i turn around, and there she was, at my window. her partner then goes, 'oh, look you have a cracked windshield, we'll give you a warning this time, you should get that fixed.'

it actually worked out in my favor cuz she couldn't give me a fix-it ticket cuz then she would be admitting that she was a dyke ass cop

anyways, i fought the ticket off in court.

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