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Old 08-02-2003, 08:31 AM   #1 (permalink)
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12 things not to say to a police officer

just a few things not to say to a cop

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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good Job !.

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been
drinking ?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes
looked glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
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Old 08-02-2003, 08:59 AM   #2 (permalink)
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always like this list
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Old 08-02-2003, 09:01 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: 12 things not to say to a police officer

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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.
hahahahahahaha. that's brilliant.
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Old 08-02-2003, 02:00 PM   #4 (permalink)
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hilarious!
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Old 08-02-2003, 02:33 PM   #5 (permalink)
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lol nice
 
Old 08-02-2003, 02:35 PM   #6 (permalink)
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very nice list indeed
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Old 08-02-2003, 03:37 PM   #7 (permalink)
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pretty funny stuff thanks
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Old 08-02-2003, 04:39 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Good but this must be the 2nd or 3rd time I've seen this!
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Old 08-02-2003, 06:21 PM   #9 (permalink)
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
great!

i got pulled over once, cuz someone else sped by me so i was pissed. while getting my ticket, the cop walked back to her car and i still had my window down. i was ranting to my then g/f and said, 'betcha that fuckin dyke ass cop is gonna give me a ticket for my cracked windshield too!'

i turn around, and there she was, at my window. her partner then goes, 'oh, look you have a cracked windshield, we'll give you a warning this time, you should get that fixed.'

it actually worked out in my favor cuz she couldn't give me a fix-it ticket cuz then she would be admitting that she was a dyke ass cop

anyways, i fought the ticket off in court.
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Old 08-03-2003, 10:32 AM   #10 (permalink)
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funny stuff!
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Old 08-03-2003, 12:51 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Hehe, ok, that's pretty good stuff there.
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Old 08-03-2003, 01:28 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Re: 12 things not to say to a police officer

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[B]just a few things not to say to a cop

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5. Are You Andy or Barney?


I love this one
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Old 08-03-2003, 02:58 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Hehehe!! A good list is always welcome! Good post!
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Old 08-03-2003, 03:19 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Cool
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Old 08-03-2003, 06:24 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I like that last one the best.
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Old 08-03-2003, 07:29 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Q: Have you been drinking?

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Old 08-03-2003, 10:06 PM   #17 (permalink)
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damn nice list
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Old 08-04-2003, 06:08 AM   #18 (permalink)
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seen before but worth reposting thanks
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Old 08-04-2003, 03:57 PM   #19 (permalink)
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We need more cop porn on the titty boart
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Old 08-05-2003, 11:43 AM   #20 (permalink)
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#13... "about a twelve pack and some shooters. What's it to ya?"
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Old 08-06-2003, 02:11 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Re: 12 things not to say to a police officer

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11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
I always feel this way when the streets are empty.
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Old 08-06-2003, 02:17 PM   #22 (permalink)
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heh, I've used a few of those lines before.
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Old 08-06-2003, 02:39 PM   #23 (permalink)
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last one is good
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Old 08-07-2003, 12:56 AM   #24 (permalink)
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I was speeding cos Ineeded a shit. "I'm looking for a shit-house" I said

He replied "You have found one, name and address"
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Old 08-07-2003, 06:41 AM   #25 (permalink)
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We need more cop porn on the titty boart
maby im blind but i cant see it ne more, ah well, humour is more fun.
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Old 08-08-2003, 01:53 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Another one.

I have been driving all night and need some energy food. Where is the nearest Dunkin Doughnuts?
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