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08-02-2003, 08:31 AM
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Tilted
Location: Melbourne
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12 things not to say to a police officer
just a few things not to say to a cop
======= 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good Job !. 5. Are You Andy or Barney? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8. I pay your salary! 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking ?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes looked glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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08-02-2003, 06:21 PM
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Location: cali
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i got pulled over once, cuz someone else sped by me so i was pissed. while getting my ticket, the cop walked back to her car and i still had my window down. i was ranting to my then g/f and said, 'betcha that fuckin dyke ass cop is gonna give me a ticket for my cracked windshield too!' i turn around, and there she was, at my window. her partner then goes, 'oh, look you have a cracked windshield, we'll give you a warning this time, you should get that fixed.' it actually worked out in my favor cuz she couldn't give me a fix-it ticket cuz then she would be admitting that she was a dyke ass cop  anyways, i fought the ticket off in court.
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08-03-2003, 01:28 PM
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Location: One step closer to the padded cell...
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Re: 12 things not to say to a police officer
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I love this one
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08-03-2003, 06:24 PM
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Eccentric insomniac
Location: North Carolina
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I like that last one the best.
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08-06-2003, 02:11 PM
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Re: 12 things not to say to a police officer
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Slowly but surely getting over the loss of TFP v. 3.0. Where the hell am I?.... Showering once a month does not make you a better person. "The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy." Martin Luther King, Jr. |
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very nice list indeed
