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dod123 · 08-01-2003, 11:19 PM

Yes yes, everyone look at the web address, hilarious. Regardless of your religion, you can find these hilarious (i'm not really keen on oversensitive people that take everything as a personal attack on them and their religion, but... to each their own, just don't bug me =D)

Some of my favs

ARGUMENT FROM INTIMIDATION
(1) See this bonfire?
(2) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM ABSURDITY
(1) Maranathra!
(2) Therefore, God exists.

[A little research reveals that there is a product called Maranthra Nut Butters! bahaha]

DORE'S ARGUMENT
(1) I forgot to take my meds.
(2) Therefore, I AM CHRIST!!
(3) Therefore, God exists.

OH GOD, there's too many hilarious ones here, so i'll post one more and laugh privately to myself!

ARGUMENT FROM INCOMPREHENSIBILITY
(1) Flabble glurk zoom boink blubba snurgleschnortz ping!
(2) No one has ever refuted (1).
(3) Therefore, God exists.

Truly, that is the perfect arguement. Impossible to refute! BAHAHAHA!

08-01-2003, 11:19 PM	#25 (permalink)
dod123 Upright Location: US	Yes yes, everyone look at the web address, hilarious. Regardless of your religion, you can find these hilarious (i'm not really keen on oversensitive people that take everything as a personal attack on them and their religion, but... to each their own, just don't bug me =D) Some of my favs ARGUMENT FROM INTIMIDATION (1) See this bonfire? (2) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM ABSURDITY (1) Maranathra! (2) Therefore, God exists. [A little research reveals that there is a product called Maranthra Nut Butters! bahaha] DORE'S ARGUMENT (1) I forgot to take my meds. (2) Therefore, I AM CHRIST!! (3) Therefore, God exists. OH GOD, there's too many hilarious ones here, so i'll post one more and laugh privately to myself! ARGUMENT FROM INCOMPREHENSIBILITY (1) Flabble glurk zoom boink blubba snurgleschnortz ping! (2) No one has ever refuted (1). (3) Therefore, God exists. Truly, that is the perfect arguement. Impossible to refute! BAHAHAHA! __________________ "I may be newb, but at least i'm not stupid O.o"