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Take this job and shove it!
Have you ever had a job you hated? Have your most satisfying times of the day ever been when you were fantasizing about how you could quit your crappy job in the most memorable way possible? Have you ever actually followed through on any of these fantasies?
I used to work at Red Lobster, towards my last few months, I was getting more and more jaded. I had already begun looking for a new job, and was looking forward to the day when I could shove my fish-stanked apron in my boss' face.
My original plan was to use a plastic squeeze bottle full of bleach to decorate the dining room floor with a few of my favorite profanities, but instead decided on a game of 'Hide and go Shrimp' in which I discreetly placed shrimp about kitchen, the manager's office in particular. I imagine it got pretty funky until someone found days-old shrimp behind the desk. It was a few years later that I heard of taking apart a swiveling chair and hiding shrimp in the chair, failing to think of that is my biggest regret in life.
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