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Pwn a n00b day
My Warcraft III clan has this thing called 'Pwn a n00b day' in which everyone hasta share a story about a n00b they've pwned that day or recently. So why not bring that to TFP. Share your stories about n00b pwning.
I was playing a 2v2 standard game in Warcraft III, ya know one that counts to your record, and I was undead and my partner was night elves. I realized a few minutes in that my partner had the intelligence of a recently sprouted bean and I called him a flaming moron. He left like a flaming moron would. Immediatly after the other team said "Haha, your gunna lose now!" I responded simply "We shall see..." I continued to play picking up the pace for my partner and myself. I continued to produce Crypt Fiends and Necromancers on my side and Huntresses and Archers on the Night Elf side.
The other team kept attacking with moderate forces which I was able to brush off easily combining the forces of my units heroes with the Night Elves units and heroes. Ten minutes later I had built up a sizable force and rode into an enemy town. One of them immediately said GG and ran away. I continued to pound on the guys town with all my stuff and watched a pathetic force of a level 4 hero a couple of archers and huntresses ride up to my army. I slashed him to bits and continued. It was now the remaining guy said "Yeah my partner sucked!" My only reply to this was "IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER!!! You both still got smashed by the One better player!"
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