FERRARI F1 SACK ENTIRE PIT CREW...
The announcement followed Ferrari's Decision to take advantage of the
British Government's Work For the Dole Scheme and hire unemployed
Northern youths from Liverpool.
The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how
unemployed Scousers were able to remove a set of car wheels in less than
6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew could
only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high-tech gear.
This was thought to be an excellent yet bold move by Ferrari Management,
as most races are won and lost in the pits, and Ferrari would have an
advantage over every team.
However Ferrari got more than they bargained for as, during the Scouse
Crew's first practice session, not only were the Scouse pit crew able to
change the tyres in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had
resprayed, rebadged, and had sold the vehicle over to the McLaren Team
for four dozen cans of Special Brew, a gram of Coke and a quick shuffty at
Coulthard's bird in the shower.
