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c0axial · 08-01-2003, 01:23 AM

FERRARI F1 SACK ENTIRE PIT CREW...

The announcement followed Ferrari's Decision to take advantage of the
British Government's Work For the Dole Scheme and hire unemployed
Northern youths from Liverpool.

The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how
unemployed Scousers were able to remove a set of car wheels in less than
6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew could
only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high-tech gear.

This was thought to be an excellent yet bold move by Ferrari Management,
as most races are won and lost in the pits, and Ferrari would have an
advantage over every team.

However Ferrari got more than they bargained for as, during the Scouse
Crew's first practice session, not only were the Scouse pit crew able to
change the tyres in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had
resprayed, rebadged, and had sold the vehicle over to the McLaren Team
for four dozen cans of Special Brew, a gram of Coke and a quick shuffty at
Coulthard's bird in the shower.

castex · 08-01-2003, 06:46 AM

lol, very funny!

kalisto_911 · 08-01-2003, 07:21 AM

haha nice

crackpot · 08-01-2003, 08:43 AM

'ey, yew think that's laughin'? Cuz i've seun funnier jokes ed de floer o' a birdcage, me custy kidda.

bundy · 08-02-2003, 06:37 PM

love my scousers!
thats great

Fremen · 08-02-2003, 08:51 PM

Translators!!

Too funny! Thanks, guys.

Fly · 08-02-2003, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by crackpot
'ey, yew think that's laughin'? Cuz i've seun funnier jokes ed de floer o' a birdcage, me custy kidda.

sorry bud but.....i'm tryin' to be with you man and all but....

WTF did you just say?

Macheath · 08-02-2003, 11:17 PM

Oh God, <a href="http://www.arrysbrewsite.co.uk/">Special Brew</a>.

crackpot · 08-03-2003, 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by flyman
WTF did you just say?

Sorry 'bout dat, flyman, ay juss used a scouser translator . but ay wuz breeched in der pewl, if dat makes any difference!

08-01-2003, 01:23 AM	#1 (permalink)
c0axial Upright	[HUMOUR] Scousers FERRARI F1 SACK ENTIRE PIT CREW... The announcement followed Ferrari's Decision to take advantage of the British Government's Work For the Dole Scheme and hire unemployed Northern youths from Liverpool. The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed Scousers were able to remove a set of car wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high-tech gear. This was thought to be an excellent yet bold move by Ferrari Management, as most races are won and lost in the pits, and Ferrari would have an advantage over every team. However Ferrari got more than they bargained for as, during the Scouse Crew's first practice session, not only were the Scouse pit crew able to change the tyres in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had resprayed, rebadged, and had sold the vehicle over to the McLaren Team for four dozen cans of Special Brew, a gram of Coke and a quick shuffty at Coulthard's bird in the shower. __________________ Reflex Ur Mind..

08-01-2003, 07:21 AM	#3 (permalink)
kalisto_911 Psycho Location: Dreams	haha nice __________________ I know not how I may seem to others, but to myself I am but a small child wandering upon the vast shores of knowledge, every now and then finding a small bright pebble to content myself with. [Plato]

08-02-2003, 06:37 PM	#5 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	love my scousers! thats great __________________ Ohayo!!!

08-02-2003, 08:51 PM	#6 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Translators!! Too funny! Thanks, guys. __________________ Google

08-01-2003, 06:46 AM	#2 (permalink)
castex Psycho Location: france	lol, very funny!

08-01-2003, 08:43 AM	#4 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	'ey, yew think that's laughin'? Cuz i've seun funnier jokes ed de floer o' a birdcage, me custy kidda.

08-02-2003, 11:17 PM	#8 (permalink)
Macheath Junkie Location: Sydney, Australia	Oh God, <a href="http://www.arrysbrewsite.co.uk/">Special Brew</a>.