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Deaf-mute mafia guy
The mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were 'protecting'. Feeling the heat from the police, they decided to use a deaf-mute person for this job because if he were to get caught, he wouldn't be able to communicate to the police what he was doing.
Well, on his first week, the deaf collector picked up over $500,000 and got greedy and decided to take the money and run.
The mafia soon realized that their collection was late and sent some of their gangsters after the deaf collector. When the gangsters found the deaf collector and asked him where the money was, the deaf collector couldn't communicate with them. So the mafia guys took the guy to a sign language interpreter.
The mafia hood said to the interpreter, "Ask him where the money is."
The interpreter signs, "Where's the money?"
The deaf man replied, "I don't know what you're talking about."
The interpreter tells the hood, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about".
The gangster pulled out a gun and placed it in the ear of the deaf collector. "NOW, ask him where the money is."
The interpreter signs, "Where is the money?"
The deaf man signed back, "The $500,000 is buried behind my cousin Enzio's shed, at 455-55 Metropolitan Ave. in Queens."
The interpreter's eyes lit up and said to the gangster, "He says he still doesn't know what you're talking about and he doesn't think you have the balls to pull the trigger."
-Mikey
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