Deaf-mute mafia guy - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

MikeyChalupa · 07-31-2003, 08:22 AM

The mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were 'protecting'. Feeling the heat from the police, they decided to use a deaf-mute person for this job because if he were to get caught, he wouldn't be able to communicate to the police what he was doing.

Well, on his first week, the deaf collector picked up over $500,000 and got greedy and decided to take the money and run.

The mafia soon realized that their collection was late and sent some of their gangsters after the deaf collector. When the gangsters found the deaf collector and asked him where the money was, the deaf collector couldn't communicate with them. So the mafia guys took the guy to a sign language interpreter.

The mafia hood said to the interpreter, "Ask him where the money is."

The interpreter signs, "Where's the money?"

The deaf man replied, "I don't know what you're talking about."

The interpreter tells the hood, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about".

The gangster pulled out a gun and placed it in the ear of the deaf collector. "NOW, ask him where the money is."

The interpreter signs, "Where is the money?"

The deaf man signed back, "The $500,000 is buried behind my cousin Enzio's shed, at 455-55 Metropolitan Ave. in Queens."

The interpreter's eyes lit up and said to the gangster, "He says he still doesn't know what you're talking about and he doesn't think you have the balls to pull the trigger."

-Mikey

tenchi069 · 07-31-2003, 08:46 AM

great joke, but that was posted on the forum about a week ago under different context. was a texas ranger and a mexican. neither spoke the others language.

Regziever · 07-31-2003, 11:49 AM

Hehehe!! good one!

yankeefatboy · 07-31-2003, 03:33 PM

nice one.

PayUp · 07-31-2003, 04:32 PM

funny every time i hear it

tfpfreak · 08-01-2003, 09:39 AM

oh god I needed that

TerresqueÜ · 08-01-2003, 10:19 AM

Hahaha,good one.

Slims · 08-02-2003, 01:56 AM

acpower · 08-02-2003, 03:47 AM

hahahahahha

the naked lion · 08-03-2003, 01:18 AM

hahaha...too funny...

fester · 08-03-2003, 10:27 AM

heh heh - good one.

Stare At The Sun · 08-03-2003, 01:30 PM

Good one

*bang*

07-31-2003, 08:22 AM	#1 (permalink)
MikeyChalupa Squid Location: USS George Washington	Deaf-mute mafia guy The mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were 'protecting'. Feeling the heat from the police, they decided to use a deaf-mute person for this job because if he were to get caught, he wouldn't be able to communicate to the police what he was doing. Well, on his first week, the deaf collector picked up over $500,000 and got greedy and decided to take the money and run. The mafia soon realized that their collection was late and sent some of their gangsters after the deaf collector. When the gangsters found the deaf collector and asked him where the money was, the deaf collector couldn't communicate with them. So the mafia guys took the guy to a sign language interpreter. The mafia hood said to the interpreter, "Ask him where the money is." The interpreter signs, "Where's the money?" The deaf man replied, "I don't know what you're talking about." The interpreter tells the hood, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about". The gangster pulled out a gun and placed it in the ear of the deaf collector. "NOW, ask him where the money is." The interpreter signs, "Where is the money?" The deaf man signed back, "The $500,000 is buried behind my cousin Enzio's shed, at 455-55 Metropolitan Ave. in Queens." The interpreter's eyes lit up and said to the gangster, "He says he still doesn't know what you're talking about and he doesn't think you have the balls to pull the trigger." -Mikey

07-31-2003, 11:49 AM	#3 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Hehehe!! good one! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

07-31-2003, 04:32 PM	#5 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	funny every time i hear it __________________ Born to Lose.

08-01-2003, 09:39 AM	#6 (permalink)
tfpfreak Crazy Location: MS	oh god I needed that __________________ Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be. ~ Clementine Paddleford

08-01-2003, 10:19 AM	#7 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Hahaha,good one. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

07-31-2003, 08:46 AM	#2 (permalink)
tenchi069 Lost Location: One step closer to the padded cell...	great joke, but that was posted on the forum about a week ago under different context. was a texas ranger and a mexican. neither spoke the others language.

07-31-2003, 03:33 PM	#4 (permalink)
yankeefatboy Addict Location: northern california	nice one.

08-02-2003, 01:56 AM	#8 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	Hehe __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

08-02-2003, 03:47 AM	#9 (permalink)
acpower Crazy	hahahahahha

08-03-2003, 01:18 AM	#10 (permalink)
the naked lion Upright	hahaha...too funny...

08-03-2003, 10:27 AM	#11 (permalink)
fester Freak!	heh heh - good one.

08-03-2003, 01:30 PM	#12 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	Good one bang