First of all I just wanna say that when I was hitting puberty I would have killed (literally) to get near to this goddess. I would have cut my hand off to get with Vanessa Paradis. I would have cut your hand off too. I would have stepped over my own mother. If you dont know who Im talking about heres a reminder:
Aint she
Purrrrrrdy?
I say!
I think I just downloaded in my pants!
Here she is hangin out with a giant bottle of perfume tied to her favourite red rope
Ok the point is this.
I am no longer
gagga over Vanessa Paradis. Why?
Observe...
Volcano hot.
Hellspawn.
Im very sorry miss Paradis.