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Magpie0001 · 07-28-2003, 01:03 PM

First of all I just wanna say that when I was hitting puberty I would have killed (literally) to get near to this goddess. I would have cut my hand off to get with Vanessa Paradis. I would have cut your hand off too. I would have stepped over my own mother. If you dont know who Im talking about heres a reminder:

Aint she Purrrrrrdy?

I say!

I think I just downloaded in my pants!

Here she is hangin out with a giant bottle of perfume tied to her favourite red rope

Ok the point is this.
I am no longer gagga over Vanessa Paradis. Why?
Observe...

Volcano hot.

Hellspawn.

Im very sorry miss Paradis.

YourNeverThere · 07-28-2003, 01:10 PM

wow, what happened?

numberfive · 07-28-2003, 01:34 PM

Thats exactly what I was asking myself while scrolling between the pictures. "Woah, what happened?!" Followed by a few more "woah!"s and ending in this reply.

seretogis · 07-28-2003, 01:37 PM

omgoodness!

Trilidon · 07-28-2003, 01:38 PM

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Originally posted by seretogis
I think the last pic looks hot =P

I agree dude, last pic is my fav

seretogis · 07-28-2003, 01:40 PM

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Originally posted by Trilidon
Seretogis, I would like to touch you between the legs, if I may?

Aww, that's so sweet. Of course you can!

Trilidon · 07-28-2003, 01:41 PM

wtfzors?!

seretogis · 07-28-2003, 01:42 PM

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Originally posted by Trilidon
Fabulous!

Indeed!

Trilidon · 07-28-2003, 01:44 PM

YourNeverThere · 07-28-2003, 01:48 PM

what the heck is going on?

Magpie0001 · 07-28-2003, 01:58 PM

Erm, You guys, what the fuck is happening? I think I found a glitch in the matrix.

BTW, when do I get to touch someone between the legs?

The_Dude · 07-28-2003, 02:00 PM

never heard of her before, but she looks fine

JStrider · 07-28-2003, 02:10 PM

roflmao....

she was very good lookin... specially those first few

aedenji · 07-28-2003, 06:03 PM

I think she's hot in all of them even the last one. I have pretty low standards

lady · 07-29-2003, 02:44 AM

That's just a very unflattering angle for her in the last pic. Just makes her forehead look enormous...

soapysonic · 07-29-2003, 02:51 AM

Like a starving wet rat, or a strung out coke addict

MikeyChalupa · 07-29-2003, 04:04 AM

Models and actresses don't pose for pictures that are intentionally unflattering without a reason. The last shot might have been a publicity shot for a character in a movie that never got made, for example.

-Mikey

Ganguro · 07-29-2003, 05:17 AM

or i dunno.. i could be going out on a limb here.. she could just be naturally ugly, and when she gets made up, sh looks a lot "better".

Ever see Camron Diaz w/o makeup.. GOOD GOD!

bob117 · 07-29-2003, 05:58 AM

just some overrated frensh popstar. totaly not my typ

rockogre · 07-29-2003, 06:03 AM

The Fashion demons stike again!!!

HaloLauren · 07-29-2003, 06:22 AM

Uh...she looks the same. Just a bad picture.

Stiltzkin · 07-29-2003, 06:34 AM

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Originally posted by Trilidon
wtfzors?!

Heeeey, howcome I never thought of that one?

Oh and... damn. Everything I wanted to say has already been said. Just a bad pic, that's all.

jeenyus · 07-29-2003, 07:16 AM

wtf happened to her?

Fire · 07-30-2003, 10:56 PM

I work for a photo studio- do digital mods, retouch , ect- I'm just a newbie there but I would say the difference is in the details- the cam angle is a big one, along with lighting and makeup

maxero · 07-30-2003, 11:25 PM

she put on a lot of eye liner and magically turned to ugly
poof!
not really though.

Double D · 07-31-2003, 12:28 AM

I dunno..isn't she Johnny Depp's squeeze and he always looks unkempt--plus she's had a couple of kids with him. Maybe she's older and more tired-looking or has given up putting so much time into her appearance?

There is a nice photo of her with Johnny in the current issue of GQ, tho'.

The.Lunatic · 07-31-2003, 01:45 AM

Wow sketch.

thats like heroin addict style or something.

If i had to pick the hotest chick right now i would say Monica Belucci her voice just makes me go insane.

SecretMethod70 · 07-31-2003, 03:42 AM

It's probably just the angle as many have said.

My question is who IS she? I've never heard of or seen her

castex · 07-31-2003, 03:54 AM

Don't you remember Joe le Taxi? Classic. She then hung around with Lenny K for a bit, before Johnny Depp found himself at a loose end and actually married her, I think.

Champvinyl · 07-31-2003, 03:54 PM

it looks like she just caught a photographer who likes the strung out heroin addict look... ive run into pics of women who i thought were smoking hot and been quite turned off cause they had some dumbass photographer doing the shoot.

holtmate · 07-31-2003, 08:25 PM

That last pic doesn't look too bad...I've seen much worse...

hobo · 07-31-2003, 09:42 PM

In my opinion, she looks really hot in that last picture. To each his own.

acpower · 08-01-2003, 04:22 PM

is there supposed to be something wrong with the last two pictures?? looks fine to me.. both her and the pictures themselves

World's King · 08-01-2003, 04:52 PM

Drugs to strange things to people.

hobo · 08-01-2003, 06:10 PM

I never knew she was with Johnny Depp, thanks for the that tidbit. If that last one is her after having kids, I must say she looks doubly hot because it is hard to keep off the weight from having kids.

07-28-2003, 01:03 PM	#1 (permalink)
Magpie0001 Nobody Loves Me Location: Irish In Madrid	Vanessa Paradis the transformer (Pics) First of all I just wanna say that when I was hitting puberty I would have killed (literally) to get near to this goddess. I would have cut my hand off to get with Vanessa Paradis. I would have cut your hand off too. I would have stepped over my own mother. If you dont know who Im talking about heres a reminder: Aint she Purrrrrrdy? I say! I think I just downloaded in my pants! Here she is hangin out with a giant bottle of perfume tied to her favourite red rope Ok the point is this. I am no longer gagga over Vanessa Paradis. Why? Observe... Volcano hot. Hellspawn. Im very sorry miss Paradis. __________________ Music is my first love & It will be my last.

07-28-2003, 01:10 PM	#2 (permalink)
YourNeverThere Practical Anarchist Location: Yesterday i woke up stuck in hollywood	wow, what happened? __________________ The Above post is a direct quote from Shakespeare

07-28-2003, 01:34 PM	#3 (permalink)
numberfive You + Me = Us Location: California dreaming...	Thats exactly what I was asking myself while scrolling between the pictures. "Woah, what happened?!" Followed by a few more "woah!"s and ending in this reply. __________________ P.S. Always remember: to forget is a form of suicide. (If I could only remember to forget myself.)

07-28-2003, 01:37 PM	#4 (permalink)
seretogis Huggles, sir? Location: Seattle	omgoodness! __________________ seretogis - sieg heil perfect little dream the kind that hurts the most, forgot how it feels well almost no one to blame always the same, open my eyes wake up in flames

07-28-2003, 01:44 PM	#9 (permalink)
Trilidon Tilted	no!

07-28-2003, 01:41 PM	#7 (permalink)
Trilidon Tilted	wtfzors?!

07-28-2003, 01:48 PM	#10 (permalink)
YourNeverThere Practical Anarchist Location: Yesterday i woke up stuck in hollywood	what the heck is going on? __________________ The Above post is a direct quote from Shakespeare

07-28-2003, 01:58 PM	#11 (permalink)
Magpie0001 Nobody Loves Me Location: Irish In Madrid	Erm, You guys, what the fuck is happening? I think I found a glitch in the matrix. BTW, when do I get to touch someone between the legs? __________________ Music is my first love & It will be my last.

07-28-2003, 02:00 PM	#12 (permalink)
The_Dude The GrandDaddy of them all! Location: Austin, TX	never heard of her before, but she looks fine __________________ "Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal

07-28-2003, 02:10 PM	#13 (permalink)
JStrider Poo-tee-weet? Location: The Woodlands, TX	roflmao.... she was very good lookin... specially those first few __________________ -=JStrider=- ~Clatto Verata Nicto

07-28-2003, 06:03 PM	#14 (permalink)
aedenji Crazy	I think she's hot in all of them even the last one. I have pretty low standards __________________ "This ground is not the rock I....had thought it would be." MJK

07-29-2003, 02:44 AM	#15 (permalink)
lady Addict Location: Vancouver, BC	That's just a very unflattering angle for her in the last pic. Just makes her forehead look enormous... __________________ Our doubts are traitors, And make us lose the good we oft might win By fearing to attempt.

07-29-2003, 02:51 AM	#16 (permalink)
soapysonic Tilted	Like a starving wet rat, or a strung out coke addict

07-29-2003, 04:04 AM	#17 (permalink)
MikeyChalupa Squid Location: USS George Washington	Models and actresses don't pose for pictures that are intentionally unflattering without a reason. The last shot might have been a publicity shot for a character in a movie that never got made, for example. -Mikey

07-29-2003, 05:17 AM	#18 (permalink)
Ganguro Army of Me	or i dunno.. i could be going out on a limb here.. she could just be naturally ugly, and when she gets made up, sh looks a lot "better". Ever see Camron Diaz w/o makeup.. GOOD GOD!

07-29-2003, 06:03 AM	#20 (permalink)
rockogre I aim to misbehave! Location: SW Oklahoma	The Fashion demons stike again!!! __________________ Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

07-29-2003, 07:16 AM	#23 (permalink)
jeenyus Banned	dsaf wtf happened to her?

07-29-2003, 05:58 AM	#19 (permalink)
bob117 Upright	just some overrated frensh popstar. totaly not my typ

07-29-2003, 06:22 AM	#21 (permalink)
HaloLauren Banned	Uh...she looks the same. Just a bad picture.

07-30-2003, 10:56 PM	#24 (permalink)
Fire Warrior Smith Location: missouri	I work for a photo studio- do digital mods, retouch , ect- I'm just a newbie there but I would say the difference is in the details- the cam angle is a big one, along with lighting and makeup __________________ Thought the harder, Heart the bolder, Mood the more as our might lessens

07-30-2003, 11:25 PM	#25 (permalink)
maxero Crazy	she put on a lot of eye liner and magically turned to ugly poof! not really though. __________________ cough

07-31-2003, 12:28 AM	#26 (permalink)
Double D Junkie Location: Chicagoland	I dunno..isn't she Johnny Depp's squeeze and he always looks unkempt--plus she's had a couple of kids with him. Maybe she's older and more tired-looking or has given up putting so much time into her appearance? There is a nice photo of her with Johnny in the current issue of GQ, tho'.

07-31-2003, 01:45 AM	#27 (permalink)
The.Lunatic Psycho Location: Somewhere just beyond the realm of sanity...	Wow sketch. thats like heroin addict style or something. If i had to pick the hotest chick right now i would say Monica Belucci her voice just makes me go insane. __________________ Proud memeber of the Insomniac Club.

07-31-2003, 03:42 AM	#28 (permalink)
SecretMethod70 Human Administrator Location: Chicago	It's probably just the angle as many have said. My question is who IS she? I've never heard of or seen her __________________ Le temps détruit tout "Musicians are the carriers and communicators of spirit in the most immediate sense." - Kurt Elling

07-31-2003, 03:54 AM	#29 (permalink)
castex Psycho Location: france	Don't you remember Joe le Taxi? Classic. She then hung around with Lenny K for a bit, before Johnny Depp found himself at a loose end and actually married her, I think.

07-31-2003, 03:54 PM	#30 (permalink)
Champvinyl Upright	it looks like she just caught a photographer who likes the strung out heroin addict look... ive run into pics of women who i thought were smoking hot and been quite turned off cause they had some dumbass photographer doing the shoot.

07-31-2003, 08:25 PM	#31 (permalink)
holtmate Flailing White Boy Location: Cincinnati	That last pic doesn't look too bad...I've seen much worse... __________________ "Give her your coat" "Why me?" "Because you're perfect." "You have a point there."

07-31-2003, 09:42 PM	#32 (permalink)
hobo Archangel of Change	In my opinion, she looks really hot in that last picture. To each his own.

08-01-2003, 04:22 PM	#33 (permalink)
acpower Crazy	is there supposed to be something wrong with the last two pictures?? looks fine to me.. both her and the pictures themselves

08-01-2003, 04:52 PM	#34 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	Drugs to strange things to people. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

08-01-2003, 06:10 PM	#35 (permalink)
hobo Archangel of Change	I never knew she was with Johnny Depp, thanks for the that tidbit. If that last one is her after having kids, I must say she looks doubly hot because it is hard to keep off the weight from having kids.