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I think the idea that Satan is supposed to control Hell is a bit of a myth, I think the general idea is that it is a "firey pit built for the devil and his angels" by God or some such. I'm assuming Satan wants to take as many humans down with him as possible. Why? If God is infinitely loving and forgiving, then sending so many of His children to Hell for eternity would surely result in infinite sorrow on the part of God. Satan knows he can't win, so he wants to cause God as much pain as possible. Revenge of a sort, I suppose.
As for Heaven, I assume we'd all be too immersed in the glory to really care about much. Orgasm, Euphoria, and the most intense pleasure imaginable, for all eternity. Oh, and Love and that shit. Sin would be irrelevant, the concept would have no meaning. I'm sure it would be nice, but it kinda scares me. Both heaven and hell would result in an equal loss of identity.
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"Look, I'm pretty relaxed for a guy who just lost money on a rave. And who's currently speeding down the highway drunk off my tits. And I'm being chased by someone in a blue Corolla. Woohoo! I just ran a red light!"
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