bastit

Dont know if its been posted before but here goes:

A mother concerned with the foul language her two sons have been using at such a young age seeks out the help of her friend. She asks her friend
"how can i get my two boys to stop cursing all the time, its very unbecoming of such young boys".
Her friend replies as "it is as simple as a firm slap on the face, the boys should learn you mean buisness."
Now the mother would never lay a hand on her children but she decides it has gone too far and desperate times call for desperate measures. The next morning the two boys come down for breakfast and the mother asks the oldest son
"what would you like for breakfast?" he replies "how bout some fuckin waffles". As soon as the mother heard this her hand swiftly made contact with the boys face and the younger boy stood in horrer as the older brother stood crying.
So as before the mother asked the youngest son "what would you like for breakfast?" Confused and a little disoriented the boy then says " i dont know but you can bet your sweet ass i dont want no fucken waffles, no fucken way."

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