bastit

Dont know if its been posted before but here goes:

A mother concerned with the foul language her two sons have been using at such a young age seeks out the help of her friend. She asks her friend
"how can i get my two boys to stop cursing all the time, its very unbecoming of such young boys".
Her friend replies as "it is as simple as a firm slap on the face, the boys should learn you mean buisness."
Now the mother would never lay a hand on her children but she decides it has gone too far and desperate times call for desperate measures. The next morning the two boys come down for breakfast and the mother asks the oldest son
"what would you like for breakfast?" he replies "how bout some fuckin waffles". As soon as the mother heard this her hand swiftly made contact with the boys face and the younger boy stood in horrer as the older brother stood crying.
So as before the mother asked the youngest son "what would you like for breakfast?" Confused and a little disoriented the boy then says " i dont know but you can bet your sweet ass i dont want no fucken waffles, no fucken way."

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ssander9

Good one LOL

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danno209

Haha, they'll never learn

JadziaDax

Best way to find out is to use the "search" box in the main Humor forum page (its on the bottom right). Put in a couple of key words from the joke (like the punchline), and see if it's here already (it actually states this in the rules of this forum found at
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...=&threadid=169).

This one had been posted in V3, but it's still funny.

yzf856

Very Funny

gar1976

Heh...can't wait until my kid starts to talk like that!

slant eyes

great. i'd slap him for being a smart ass

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stonecurran

Thats very funny i guess i wouldn't want some waffles either