I'll tell this story on my wife. Took her to a nice restaurant and she was drinking these exotic drinks in ceramic coconuts. You know the kind. Well she got pretty looped. She couldn't get the meat out of the crab claws so she started banging them on the table. They had this little fish pond and she managed to slip in it. On the way home, while stopped at a light, she challenged a State Patrol officer to a drag race. Fortunately she wasn't driving and he didn't push the issue. She laughed for abt 3 hours solid then cried for another 3.
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