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Originally posted by bluearmy
I went to a wedding on Saturday and had way to much to drink. The result was me pulling a bird that I would have crossed the road to avoid had I been sober. This moose now thinks that I want to go out with her, while my friends try to encourage her because its great fun to watch me squirm.
I have done many daft things when drinking and that was just the latest. What sordid tales do you have involving the demon drink?
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Pulling a bird? Lemme guess ... slang for sleeping with the girl while too drunk to remember her name.
I fell for that particular follie myself, she wasn't fat, just ugly.
Being a cad in my younger years, I used the old "not ready for a relationship" crap.
Another young, drunk and stupid stunt was showing off for a girl I liked by doing a karate kick above my head, fell on my ass and hurt my tailbone, didn't get the girl
That's exactly why I don't go out to bars and drink anymore, the results were getting scary.