Lol, Hmm where to start.
I've done many a stupid thing on the demon drink.
1) Cost myself 3K bucks by trying to punch someone through a car window. Safety glass can be a bitch btw as it doesn't tend to break very easy, did I learn from this? Sure as hell did, next time I'll ask them to roll down the window.
2) Meant to pretend I was throwing a friends work cell phone away and let go by mistake, phone was ruined.
3) Various nights where I can't remember a thing and have to phone a friend to find out what I got up to.
4) The biggie and worst,
3 of us went to some bars, got pretty loaded on beer and shots, we then went to a strip club (so I'm told), we got even more loaded.
One stripper went up to my friend and handed him a few items and said, "I think your friend needs this more then I do". Turns out I got a lap dance and paid for it in pocket change (about 2 bucks) and a wallmarts recept (yeah that's bad but it gets worse), I then passed out on one of the chairs, woke up (sort of), removed my shoes and shirt, bumped into just about everyone and everything on the way to the bar, pushed everything on the bar onto the floor (glasses included), tried to climb up onto the bar to go to sleep (we worked out that from where I went bumping into things/people was a direct path from my living room to my bedroom). Yep, I was sleep walking in the bar and thought the bar was my bed.
And yes they did kick us out but it was closing time almost anyway.
There's more to that story but I'll leave it there
I've stopped drinking so much now, but now and then I have a bad night.