Spektr

One day, a 6th grade boy (let's call him Billy) comes home from school completely elated and smiling. He runs up to his mother and says, "Mom! Guess what! I had sex with my teacher today!"

The mother, horrified exclaims, "WHAT?! Billy do you realize the trouble you're in???? You're grounded! Get up to your room and wait for your father to get home."

Finally, the father gets home, and Billy runs up to him and says, "Dad! I fucked my teacher today!!"

The father becomes extremely proud and happy and tells Billy, "Congratulations Billy! Your first step toward manhood! Remember that bike you wanted for your birthday?? You're gettin' it early!!"

So the two go down to the bike shop and Billy picks out his bike.

As they're walking out of the store, the father looks to his son and says, "Billy, would you like to ride your new bike home?"

Billy looks at his father and says, "No, my ass still hurts....."