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Spektr · 07-24-2003, 08:18 AM

One day, a 6th grade boy (let's call him Billy) comes home from school completely elated and smiling. He runs up to his mother and says, "Mom! Guess what! I had sex with my teacher today!"

The mother, horrified exclaims, "WHAT?! Billy do you realize the trouble you're in???? You're grounded! Get up to your room and wait for your father to get home."

Finally, the father gets home, and Billy runs up to him and says, "Dad! I fucked my teacher today!!"

The father becomes extremely proud and happy and tells Billy, "Congratulations Billy! Your first step toward manhood! Remember that bike you wanted for your birthday?? You're gettin' it early!!"

So the two go down to the bike shop and Billy picks out his bike.

As they're walking out of the store, the father looks to his son and says, "Billy, would you like to ride your new bike home?"

Billy looks at his father and says, "No, my ass still hurts....."

rundmv · 07-24-2003, 12:06 PM

heh, reminds me of the Homocil commercial on SNL

Pilgrim · 07-24-2003, 04:44 PM

Yikes!

Gortexfogg · 07-24-2003, 05:25 PM

At least he gets a new bike...

gar1976 · 07-24-2003, 06:03 PM

Hope he got the pink bike with the tassled handlebars.

TerresqueÜ · 07-24-2003, 06:38 PM

Hahahaha, classical!

Slims · 07-24-2003, 09:00 PM

hahahahaa, just wrong enough to be funny.

Regziever · 07-25-2003, 02:14 AM

AAaargh... Gez... Man.. That was wierd.. but fun! Hehe. Goo one!

ssander9 · 07-25-2003, 03:47 AM

Good one

gnort · 07-25-2003, 05:57 AM

so bad....but oh so good

jwoody · 07-25-2003, 07:23 AM

That's just plain wrong. But funny never the less.

abelak · 07-25-2003, 07:31 AM

crude, very crude...BUT REALLY Funny!!

tekaweni · 10-05-2003, 05:44 AM

Ooh this is the kinda joke where you know you shouldnt laugh, but you just have to! Good one, seriously funny!

giblfiz · 10-05-2003, 07:48 AM

oh god, thats so bad, I love it.

Stare At The Sun · 10-05-2003, 10:17 AM

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Originally posted by giblfiz
oh god, thats so bad, I love it.

ismark · 10-05-2003, 03:39 PM

haha good one

David2000 · 10-05-2003, 04:10 PM

It'd be a lot funnier if my teachers hadn't tried to have sex with me all through elementary school.

Kidding!

sigma1042 · 10-07-2003, 12:09 PM

did the bike have a seat?

Dragon_Imp · 10-08-2003, 07:47 AM

lol at least he got a new bike

twotimesadingo · 10-08-2003, 12:19 PM

defintiely worth a re-tell.

though, it really is quite disturbing..

legolas · 10-08-2003, 12:32 PM

lol even thought it's a little off, it's good

07-24-2003, 08:18 AM	#1 (permalink)
Spektr Copacetic Location: Nati	Remember your first bike? One day, a 6th grade boy (let's call him Billy) comes home from school completely elated and smiling. He runs up to his mother and says, "Mom! Guess what! I had sex with my teacher today!" The mother, horrified exclaims, "WHAT?! Billy do you realize the trouble you're in???? You're grounded! Get up to your room and wait for your father to get home." Finally, the father gets home, and Billy runs up to him and says, "Dad! I fucked my teacher today!!" The father becomes extremely proud and happy and tells Billy, "Congratulations Billy! Your first step toward manhood! Remember that bike you wanted for your birthday?? You're gettin' it early!!" So the two go down to the bike shop and Billy picks out his bike. As they're walking out of the store, the father looks to his son and says, "Billy, would you like to ride your new bike home?" Billy looks at his father and says, "No, my ass still hurts....."

07-24-2003, 04:44 PM	#3 (permalink)
Pilgrim Crazy Location: Ilium	Yikes! __________________ "So it goes."

07-24-2003, 06:38 PM	#6 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Hahahaha, classical! __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

07-24-2003, 09:00 PM	#7 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	hahahahaa, just wrong enough to be funny. __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

07-25-2003, 02:14 AM	#8 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	AAaargh... Gez... Man.. That was wierd.. but fun! Hehe. Goo one! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

07-24-2003, 12:06 PM	#2 (permalink)
rundmv Insane	heh, reminds me of the Homocil commercial on SNL

07-24-2003, 05:25 PM	#4 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	At least he gets a new bike...

07-24-2003, 06:03 PM	#5 (permalink)
gar1976 Custom User Title Location: Lurking. Under the desk.	Hope he got the pink bike with the tassled handlebars.

07-25-2003, 03:47 AM	#9 (permalink)
ssander9 Amplitude Modulator Location: US	Good one __________________ I never said you had to.

07-25-2003, 05:57 AM	#10 (permalink)
gnort Psycho Location: MA	so bad....but oh so good __________________ You had me at Qapla'

07-25-2003, 07:23 AM	#11 (permalink)
jwoody Shackle Me Not Location: Newcastle - England.	That's just plain wrong. But funny never the less. __________________ .

07-25-2003, 07:31 AM	#12 (permalink)
abelak Addict Location: Europe	crude, very crude...BUT REALLY Funny!! __________________ Screw it, Let's go bowling.

10-05-2003, 05:44 AM	#13 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	Ooh this is the kinda joke where you know you shouldnt laugh, but you just have to! Good one, seriously funny! __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

10-05-2003, 07:48 AM	#14 (permalink)
giblfiz is a shoggoth Location: LA	oh god, thats so bad, I love it. __________________ Use the star one and you'll be fighting off the old ones with your bare hands -A Shoggoth on the Roof

10-05-2003, 03:39 PM	#16 (permalink)
ismark Crazy Location: Sydney	haha good one __________________ The Grumpy Old Bloke

10-08-2003, 12:32 PM	#21 (permalink)
legolas shit faced cockmaster Location: CT	lol even thought it's a little off, it's good __________________ "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

10-05-2003, 04:10 PM	#17 (permalink)
David2000 Tilted Location: New Haven, CT	It'd be a lot funnier if my teachers hadn't tried to have sex with me all through elementary school. Kidding! __________________ However livin' better now, Gucci sweater now..

10-07-2003, 12:09 PM	#18 (permalink)
sigma1042 Crazy	did the bike have a seat? __________________ [Arthur] HA HA HA HA, It's a little joke![/Arthur]

10-08-2003, 07:47 AM	#19 (permalink)
Dragon_Imp Tilted	lol at least he got a new bike

10-08-2003, 12:19 PM	#20 (permalink)
twotimesadingo Psycho Location: that place with the thing	defintiely worth a re-tell. though, it really is quite disturbing.. __________________ I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and all your demons. I'll be the one to protect you from a will to survive and voice of reason. I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and your choices, son. They're one and the same I must isolate you, isolate and save you from yourself." - A Perfect Circle