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Old 07-24-2003, 08:18 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Remember your first bike?

One day, a 6th grade boy (let's call him Billy) comes home from school completely elated and smiling. He runs up to his mother and says, "Mom! Guess what! I had sex with my teacher today!"

The mother, horrified exclaims, "WHAT?! Billy do you realize the trouble you're in???? You're grounded! Get up to your room and wait for your father to get home."

Finally, the father gets home, and Billy runs up to him and says, "Dad! I fucked my teacher today!!"

The father becomes extremely proud and happy and tells Billy, "Congratulations Billy! Your first step toward manhood! Remember that bike you wanted for your birthday?? You're gettin' it early!!"

So the two go down to the bike shop and Billy picks out his bike.

As they're walking out of the store, the father looks to his son and says, "Billy, would you like to ride your new bike home?"

Billy looks at his father and says, "No, my ass still hurts....."
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Old 07-24-2003, 12:06 PM   #2 (permalink)
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heh, reminds me of the Homocil commercial on SNL
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Old 07-24-2003, 04:44 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Yikes!
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Old 07-24-2003, 05:25 PM   #4 (permalink)
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At least he gets a new bike...
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Old 07-24-2003, 06:03 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Hope he got the pink bike with the tassled handlebars.
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Old 07-24-2003, 06:38 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Hahahaha, classical!
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Old 07-24-2003, 09:00 PM   #7 (permalink)
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hahahahaa, just wrong enough to be funny.
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Old 07-25-2003, 02:14 AM   #8 (permalink)
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AAaargh... Gez... Man.. That was wierd.. but fun! Hehe. Goo one!
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Old 07-25-2003, 03:47 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Good one
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Old 07-25-2003, 05:57 AM   #10 (permalink)
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so bad....but oh so good
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Old 07-25-2003, 07:23 AM   #11 (permalink)
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That's just plain wrong. But funny never the less.
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Old 07-25-2003, 07:31 AM   #12 (permalink)
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crude, very crude...BUT REALLY Funny!!
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Old 10-05-2003, 05:44 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Ooh this is the kinda joke where you know you shouldnt laugh, but you just have to! Good one, seriously funny!
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Old 10-05-2003, 07:48 AM   #14 (permalink)
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oh god, thats so bad, I love it.
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Old 10-05-2003, 10:17 AM   #15 (permalink)
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oh god, thats so bad, I love it.
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Old 10-05-2003, 03:39 PM   #16 (permalink)
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haha good one
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Old 10-05-2003, 04:10 PM   #17 (permalink)
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It'd be a lot funnier if my teachers hadn't tried to have sex with me all through elementary school.

Kidding!
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Old 10-07-2003, 12:09 PM   #18 (permalink)
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did the bike have a seat?
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Old 10-08-2003, 07:47 AM   #19 (permalink)
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lol at least he got a new bike
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Old 10-08-2003, 12:19 PM   #20 (permalink)
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defintiely worth a re-tell.

though, it really is quite disturbing..
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Old 10-08-2003, 12:32 PM   #21 (permalink)
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lol even thought it's a little off, it's good
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