The Classic Schoolgirl Salty-Sperm Joke
This one is a classic. Don't know if it's ever happend, though.
A Biology teacher is teaching the days lesson, which was on sex and stuff like that. The teacher mentioned how sperm is 80% glucolse (sugar) (or something like that) whereupon a girl asks out loud, "How come it tastes so salty then?" She turns beet red and runs from the room. Just as she makes it to the door, the teacher replies "Because the sweetness tastebuds are on the tip of your tounge, not the back of your throat."
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