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Old 07-23-2003, 10:19 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The Classic Schoolgirl Salty-Sperm Joke

This one is a classic. Don't know if it's ever happend, though.

A Biology teacher is teaching the days lesson, which was on sex and stuff like that. The teacher mentioned how sperm is 80% glucolse (sugar) (or something like that) whereupon a girl asks out loud, "How come it tastes so salty then?" She turns beet red and runs from the room. Just as she makes it to the door, the teacher replies "Because the sweetness tastebuds are on the tip of your tounge, not the back of your throat."
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Old 07-23-2003, 10:55 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Hey, that happened at MY school! How did you know about that?

(seriously, check snopes if there's any doubt on the truthfulness of this legend)
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Old 07-23-2003, 11:34 PM   #3 (permalink)
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LOL.... That sucks (pun intended)
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Old 07-23-2003, 11:49 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Snopes is where I got most of that version of a joke (I thought I'd check snopes to see if it's true or not before I posted it). Snopes hasn't determined if it's true or false yet.
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Old 07-24-2003, 07:00 AM   #5 (permalink)
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lol, this has happened in my school
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Old 07-24-2003, 07:32 AM   #6 (permalink)
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That is great! Good One! The guys at work here at a hoot!
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Old 07-24-2003, 10:56 AM   #7 (permalink)
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hehehe....I guess it is possible, someone could blurt it out without thinking!
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Old 07-24-2003, 04:46 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Nobody is that stupid, I hope?
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Old 07-24-2003, 05:47 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Obviously you've never seen the girls I've gone to school with haha.
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Old 07-24-2003, 06:02 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Oldie but goodie...kind of like the "girl in biology class donating mouth cells for a lecture" joke.
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Old 07-24-2003, 06:37 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 07-24-2003, 09:02 PM   #12 (permalink)
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That seems like the sort of slipup thathas probably been made by many girls, at many schools.
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Old 07-24-2003, 11:30 PM   #13 (permalink)
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heh
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Old 07-25-2003, 12:04 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Hadn't heard that one in awhile. Still funny as shit though.
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Old 07-25-2003, 02:10 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Hehe.. you saw it comming miles away but still it is so bloody funny!! Good One!
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Old 07-25-2003, 03:22 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Mmmm Mmmm good.
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Old 07-25-2003, 08:31 AM   #17 (permalink)
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lol that would be funny as hell to see in person.
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Old 07-25-2003, 03:28 PM   #18 (permalink)
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that happened at my school too. I swear.
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Old 07-25-2003, 06:29 PM   #19 (permalink)
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lmao! Why wasn't my bio class ever that fun
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Old 07-26-2003, 10:31 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Heheh... are we in college or high school... funny either way, Thanks!
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Old 07-27-2003, 06:58 AM   #21 (permalink)
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classic !
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Old 07-27-2003, 09:00 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Why DO they call it a blow-job when the lady sucks?
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Old 07-27-2003, 11:39 PM   #23 (permalink)
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the part that makes it so funny is that you can easily imagine it happening
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Old 07-28-2003, 12:21 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Old 07-28-2003, 01:25 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Old 07-28-2003, 07:20 AM   #26 (permalink)
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I have had a few people tell me that something similar happened in their highschool biology class.. not sure if it was a setup or stupidity or both.
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Old 08-01-2003, 08:17 PM   #27 (permalink)
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My friend's girlfriend did just that in her Sex Ed class.
The instructor took it in stride. I think he set her up for that.
(btw, he didn't know why)
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Old 08-20-2003, 09:34 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Haha, thats great
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Old 08-21-2003, 02:48 AM   #29 (permalink)
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hehehehe, damn I wished that happened at my school..
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Old 08-21-2003, 09:25 AM   #30 (permalink)
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that cracks me up everytime i hear it
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Old 08-21-2003, 09:52 AM   #31 (permalink)
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It hasn't happened at my school but I could definetly picture some of the women saying that...
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Old 08-21-2003, 01:50 PM   #32 (permalink)
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whats snopes
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Old 08-21-2003, 01:56 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Thats funny.... I'm sure every biology teacher has heard a student say that.
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Old 08-26-2003, 01:14 PM   #34 (permalink)
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WOW...i totally see that happening. Great Joke!
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Old 03-18-2004, 05:43 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Hahaha

www.snopes.com

I believe I have read this in here somewhere.
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Old 03-18-2004, 09:02 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Old 03-18-2004, 09:58 PM   #37 (permalink)
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