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The Really BAD song torture contest
OK, enough of stupid works of art and masterpieces. Rubbish. Beauty, beauty, feeling... bah!. I want something evil. I want teh hoooorrrorrrrr in songs. I want really, really bad songs. But not because they're funny, or because they are making fun of something. I want songs that really hurt, that kill braincells, that a team of a thousand monkeys with a thousand typewriters could best in a weekend.
You say N'Sync? Good try. But I am sure that you can point worse stuff. Eurovision-song contest level stuff. Why I want that? Well, because I am bored, and I want hardcore stuff to torture friends. Of course, I'll download them; nothing beats stealing crap from the RIAA.
marcopolo's horrors:
1. William Shatner: Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds. Loop.
2. Terry Jacks - Seasons in the Sun
3. Enrique Iglesias: everything.
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