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I once was on a plane where I was served by an obviously homosexual male flight attendant. At one point, he bounced over to where I was sitting leaned over and bubbled,
"The Captain has asked me to announce that he will be landing the big scary plane shortly, so if you could just put up your little trays, that would be great."
I did as he had instructed but the woman sitting next to me did not. A few moments later, our 'happy' flight attendant came back and said to her:
"Ma'am, perhaps you couldn't hear me over the throbbing engine, but I asked you to please put up that little tray of yours so that the Captain can land the plane."
She still wouldn't comply. Now he was getting a bit angry and asked her again to put up the tray. She then haughtily turned to him and said:
"In my country, I am called 'Princess'. I take orders from no one."
Our flight attendant replied:
"Reeeealy? Well, in MY country I'm called 'Queen', so I outrank you, bitch. Put the fucking tray up!"
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