well, as some of you already know...
Giant Hamburger and i plan on getting married.
we are in love. and it isn't just your average boy-girl love, its your special kinda love that only exists between man and beef bi-product.
Upton Sinclair never wrote of such a romance as this.
we met a few months ago right here in the TFP... and our love has blossumed into a flame-grilled romance.
here is the first picture hammy sent me of himself...
i thought it was a little strange, what with him not being humanoid and stuff... but since he was so open minded, i realised i should be too...
note the euro influence in that outfit.
i soon found out we share a lot of interests...
such as jazz...
and the pursuit of truth in journalism...
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of course, i found it hard to abandon my bourgeois ideals of marrying a pretty girl, having heaps of kids and adding to the community...
i even thought of him in vaguely humanoid terms...
but i couldn't go on like that...
so i found solace in his other great qualities.
like his family (although his brother intimidated me at first with his strange ideas)...
and
he has a funky car (what a turn-on!!)...
he has taught me new and wonderful things...
like the great and wonderful Hamburger gods above...
and the great history of his ancestors...
of course, he's got his haters...
and i know hes had others in his life...
but he'll always be my little Hammy...
and of course, in the bedroom people...well... lets just say i found my THRILLS ON HAMBURGER HILL...
anyway,
we'll be letting everyone know about the wedding details later.
thank you.