07-17-2003, 10:08 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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Location: Tokyo
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HAMMY MATRIMONY
well, as some of you already know...
Giant Hamburger and i plan on getting married. we are in love. and it isn't just your average boy-girl love, its your special kinda love that only exists between man and beef bi-product. Upton Sinclair never wrote of such a romance as this. we met a few months ago right here in the TFP... and our love has blossumed into a flame-grilled romance. here is the first picture hammy sent me of himself... i thought it was a little strange, what with him not being humanoid and stuff... but since he was so open minded, i realised i should be too... note the euro influence in that outfit. i soon found out we share a lot of interests... such as jazz... and the pursuit of truth in journalism... edited out by hrdwareguy of course, i found it hard to abandon my bourgeois ideals of marrying a pretty girl, having heaps of kids and adding to the community... i even thought of him in vaguely humanoid terms... but i couldn't go on like that... so i found solace in his other great qualities. like his family (although his brother intimidated me at first with his strange ideas)... and he has a funky car (what a turn-on!!)... he has taught me new and wonderful things... like the great and wonderful Hamburger gods above... and the great history of his ancestors... of course, he's got his haters... and i know hes had others in his life... but he'll always be my little Hammy... and of course, in the bedroom people...well... lets just say i found my THRILLS ON HAMBURGER HILL... anyway, we'll be letting everyone know about the wedding details later. thank you.
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07-17-2003, 10:38 PM | #3 (permalink) |
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Location: low-velocity Earth orbit
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Hail Bundy!
This is a restraining order. Sure we've had maybe four magic moments although the last one was really all about RW. But the TFP prom is coming up and I want to explore my options. I heard it just might be a... I know, I know, I know, I just punched you in the chest and ripped your still-beating heart out and held it to your face. Can we still be friends? Except for those nights when I drink too much and show up ready to roll. -GH |
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