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I saw that one on a web site about ceisium. Thanks for reminding me.
OK, not hard science but...
Guy walks into a psychiatrist's office and says, "Doc, I just can't figure it out. Sometimes I think I'm the heroine of a Bizet opera, and sometime I think I'm Reichsmarschal of the Luftwaffe."
The psychiatrist sez, "You don't know if you're Carmen or Goering."
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Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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