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04-22-2003, 03:18 AM
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Tilted
Location: This side of heaven.
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Geek Joke O' DOOM!
So, two Hydrogen atoms are walking down the street.
The first Hydrogen atom says to the second Hydrogen atom, "Hey! I think I've just lost my electron!" The second Hydrogen atom says, "Really? Are you sure?" And the first replies, "Yea! I'm positive!" ...and if you don't get it... that's good too. |
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04-22-2003, 04:12 AM
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Crazy
Location: Arizona
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Jeez, talk about corney. Good joke man!
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04-22-2003, 06:50 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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I saw that one on a web site about ceisium. Thanks for reminding me.
OK, not hard science but... Guy walks into a psychiatrist's office and says, "Doc, I just can't figure it out. Sometimes I think I'm the heroine of a Bizet opera, and sometime I think I'm Reichsmarschal of the Luftwaffe." The psychiatrist sez, "You don't know if you're Carmen or Goering."
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04-23-2003, 08:57 PM
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Insane
Location: Tucson, AZ
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Yeah, this joke is great. Its just as funny as that time that the Cheat drank all that soy sauce and tried to eat Bubs concession stand.
To the Moon! Nhanced1
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