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Recreational Play
RECREATIONAL PREFERENCES
After a 2 year long study, the US National Science Foundation announced the following results on Corporate America's recreational preferences:
1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is Basketball.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is Bowling.
3. The sport of choice for front line workers is Football.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is Baseball.
5. The sport of choice for middle management is Tennis.
6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is Golf.
Conclusion: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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