uncle phil

RECREATIONAL PREFERENCES


After a 2 year long study, the US National Science Foundation announced the following results on Corporate America's recreational preferences:

1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is Basketball.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is Bowling.
3. The sport of choice for front line workers is Football.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is Baseball.
5. The sport of choice for middle management is Tennis.
6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is Golf.

Conclusion: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

-Anders

Wonderfull

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Signature 101

water_boy1999

I play disc golf competitively.....where the hell do I fit in.....or do I, hmmm?

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Doh!!!!


-Homer Simpson

Regziever

Hehe!! Right on!

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Life is shit,
Death is even worse,
So what's the point of killing yourself?
/Ignatius Camryn Paladine

oblar

ahh disc golf there is a true sport! One of the things I check out when heading to a new town or state is the local disc golf courses

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"All that we can do is just survive.
.All that we can do to help ourselves is stay alive." - Rush

zf0enix

I just got laid off from a manager position, do I have to change my sport? Where do I pick up my larger balls?

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One step closer to the edge...

PayUp

does the ceo play marbles?

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Born to Lose.

clifclav

Cute. Thanks

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Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!

Raw Kuts

What balls do the hobos play with?

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( o< --!"Take that bass out you're voice, you talk to me in treble."
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