Its times like these that make think of the Bloodhound Gang's song......
"I hope your cell mate thinks he's God,
But CNN refers to him as 'Bowling ball bag Bob',
Serving time again for abuse of a corpse,
Only this time the victims a Clydesdale horse.
While he masturbates to photos of livestock,
he does the 'Silence of the lambs' dance to christian rock,
eats feces and quotes from Deliverance,
and fights with his imaginary playmate Vince.
I hope he grins like Jack Nicholson,
and forces you to play a game called "balls on chin."
And whatever happens next is a blur,
but you remember 'fist' can be a verb.
And when you finally regain consciousness you're bound an gagged in a wedding dress.
The prison guard looks the other way cause he's the guy you flipped the bird the other day...."
I hope all of that happens to him and any others like him.
