I was shocked when I saw Giant Hamburger's avatar. I mean, what kind of giant hamburger is that supposed to be? Just look at it...
Now you call that a Giant Hamburger? I don't think so.
So, I took the 5 seconds to go out and get a REAL Giant Hamburger for you Giant Hamburger. I hope you like it - you deserve a better hamburger than the one you've got now
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