Giant Hamburger's Hamburger isn't so Giant! - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

SecretMethod70 · 07-14-2003, 03:40 PM

I was shocked when I saw Giant Hamburger's avatar. I mean, what kind of giant hamburger is that supposed to be? Just look at it...

Now you call that a Giant Hamburger? I don't think so.

So, I took the 5 seconds to go out and get a REAL Giant Hamburger for you Giant Hamburger. I hope you like it - you deserve a better hamburger than the one you've got now

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Fly · 07-14-2003, 03:44 PM

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Originally posted by SecretMethod70

damn that's a gooood lookin' burger

*fires up the barbie....*

Peetster · 07-14-2003, 03:49 PM

Another public service brought to you by SecretMethod.

Fremen · 07-14-2003, 03:56 PM

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Originally posted by flyman

*fires up the barbie....*

And to think when I did the same thing as a kid to my sisters' doll, I got a whippin', and here you are doin' it in honor of GH.
God bless you, fly.

Fremen · 07-14-2003, 03:58 PM

This burger 'pears to be cheeseless. (say it ain't so!!)

cchris · 07-14-2003, 05:43 PM

And it has to be a fresh one

spectre · 07-14-2003, 05:45 PM

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Originally posted by Bones
its not the size of the burger that counts, its the grade of the meat

Now that's funny!

Spinach_Indeed · 07-14-2003, 05:47 PM

From another Thread addressing the same problem:

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Originally posted by Giant Hamburger
Hail Cybermike,

I am very far away from you that is why I appear so tiny. Your distance perception is functioning famously.

Remain still...

With the help of my assistant, I will now approach you.

Do not be alarmed.

How's that?
-GH

grumpyolddude · 07-14-2003, 07:52 PM

A severe case of avatar envy going on here!

Giant Hamburger · 07-14-2003, 10:21 PM

Hail Secretmethod70 et al!

Your images are sadly rexed for the moment but by the subsequent comments I will assume you do me honor in your hamburger image selection.

I do not require the full 100 x 100 canvas to portray the image of a hamburger. Sure, I am a Giant Hamburger. I am enormous and no human could eat me in one sitting. I quite possibly am so large that to glimpse me whole may drive you into gibbering madness. With this great size comes great responsibility. I must shield innocent mortals from my full splendor. I must always maintain a state of obscurantism or I may pay a heavy price. I could be ostracized, shunned, feared and ultimately hunted down like a monster. It has happened before. So, in conclusion, I do it to protect you, my fellow TFP user as well as to protect myself.

I have spoken.
Thank you and good night.
-GH

meanSpleen · 07-14-2003, 11:04 PM

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Originally posted by Giant Hamburger With this great size comes great responsibility.[/B]

hmm, as long as you aren't webswinging and fighting crime, I guess it really doesn't matter what kinda avatar you got. Just like Zeus. See him in all his glory and you are reduced to ashes.

Minx · 07-15-2003, 11:58 AM

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Originally posted by Bones
its not the size of the burger that counts, its the grade of the meat

I have to second spectre on this one.....I'm still laughing over this! Good one!

But hey GH.....here's an alias for you, if you wish.....it's the foreign burger ~ Swiss style! Don't forget your yodelling skills!

rat · 07-15-2003, 12:03 PM

rofl. great thread, even greater responses. i'll take GH at his word...

Giant Hamburger · 07-18-2003, 12:06 PM

Hail Citizens!

In an effort to garner more attention I am announcing my change of avatar. I'd like to thank SecretMethod for providing a vehicle in which I can say, "gaze upon the new representation of Giant Hamburger!"
-GH

analog · 07-18-2003, 01:18 PM

i'm fuckin DYING laughing over this, and the grade of meat comment was PRICELESS.

Fremen · 07-18-2003, 08:27 PM

Hail to the King of all that is Burgers!!

MacGnG · 07-18-2003, 09:40 PM

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Originally posted by Bones
its not the size of the burger that counts, its the grade of the meat

HAHA

Fire · 07-22-2003, 06:50 PM

so is that a big kahuna burger? if so we have it on good advice that it is in fact a tasty burger

07-14-2003, 03:40 PM	#1 (permalink)
SecretMethod70 Human Administrator Location: Chicago	Giant Hamburger's Hamburger isn't so Giant! I was shocked when I saw Giant Hamburger's avatar. I mean, what kind of giant hamburger is that supposed to be? Just look at it... Now you call that a Giant Hamburger? I don't think so. So, I took the 5 seconds to go out and get a REAL Giant Hamburger for you Giant Hamburger. I hope you like it - you deserve a better hamburger than the one you've got now .... __________________ Le temps détruit tout "Musicians are the carriers and communicators of spirit in the most immediate sense." - Kurt Elling

07-14-2003, 03:58 PM	#5 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	This burger 'pears to be cheeseless. (say it ain't so!!) __________________ Google

07-14-2003, 05:43 PM	#6 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	And it has to be a fresh one __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

07-14-2003, 07:52 PM	#9 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	A severe case of avatar envy going on here! __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

07-18-2003, 08:27 PM	#16 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Hail to the King of all that is Burgers!! __________________ Google

07-14-2003, 03:49 PM	#3 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	Another public service brought to you by SecretMethod.

07-14-2003, 10:21 PM	#10 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Hail Secretmethod70 et al! Your images are sadly rexed for the moment but by the subsequent comments I will assume you do me honor in your hamburger image selection. I do not require the full 100 x 100 canvas to portray the image of a hamburger. Sure, I am a Giant Hamburger. I am enormous and no human could eat me in one sitting. I quite possibly am so large that to glimpse me whole may drive you into gibbering madness. With this great size comes great responsibility. I must shield innocent mortals from my full splendor. I must always maintain a state of obscurantism or I may pay a heavy price. I could be ostracized, shunned, feared and ultimately hunted down like a monster. It has happened before. So, in conclusion, I do it to protect you, my fellow TFP user as well as to protect myself. I have spoken. Thank you and good night. -GH

07-18-2003, 12:06 PM	#14 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Hail Citizens! In an effort to garner more attention I am announcing my change of avatar. I'd like to thank SecretMethod for providing a vehicle in which I can say, "gaze upon the new representation of Giant Hamburger!" -GH

07-18-2003, 01:18 PM	#15 (permalink)
analog Banned	i'm fuckin DYING laughing over this, and the grade of meat comment was PRICELESS.

07-22-2003, 06:50 PM	#18 (permalink)
Fire Warrior Smith Location: missouri	so is that a big kahuna burger? if so we have it on good advice that it is in fact a tasty burger __________________ Thought the harder, Heart the bolder, Mood the more as our might lessens