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Varying degrees of Cold
40 degrees-Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Vikings sunbathe.
35 degrees-Italian cars won't start.
Vikings drive with the windows down.
20 degrees-Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats.
Vikings throw on a T-shirt.
15 degrees-Californians begin to evacuate the state.
Vikings go swimming.
Zero degrees-New York landlords finally turn up the heating.
Vikings have the last BBQ before it gets cold.
10 degrees below zero-People in Miami cease to exist.
Vikings lick flagpoles.
20 degrees below zero - Californians fly away to Mexico.
Vikings throw on a light jacket.
80 degrees below zero-Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic.
Viking Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold
enough.
100 degrees below zero-Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Vikings pull down their ear-flaps.
173 degrees below zero - Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Vikings get frustrated when they can't thaw their Finnlandia.
297 degrees below zero-Microbial life start to disappear.
Viking cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
460 degrees below zero - ALL atomic motion stops.
Vikings start saying "is it just me or is there a nip in the air?"
500 degrees below zero-Hell freezes over.
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